#*sasori

[ketsuekki]

stuff and things

[tacheeucheehoo]

Deidara breaths slowly and deeply and tries to digest about, well, four things at once. Namely, presently, the fact that he has finally gotten Sasori’s shirt off and his stomach is rope. Literally. 

“I would suggest not touching it.” Sasori states as Deidara’s right hand nearly licks it. 

Deidara laughs softly and sets his hand back on his lap. “No wonder you don’t have breakfast with us, hmm.” Maybe if he laughs enough everything will be okay and normal and fuck, there was nothing normal about them at all. 

“Correct.” Sasori tilts his head at him. “Are you alright with this?” 

“Honestly?” Deidara’s laughter worsens and he ducks his head. 

“It would be best at this point.” Sasori nods. Neither of them had the most normal anatomy but Deidara was at least still human. There was a reason he had avoided intimacy in general for so long but Deidara was finally showing interest in him and Sasori decided they could at least try. 

“No.” Deidara sighed and shifted back on the bed a little, legs tucked under himself. 

“Reasonable.” Sasori replies and reaches for his shirt, only to have Deidara grab it as well. “You’re clearly bothered by my body, Deidara.” 

“I’m- I’m not bothered, hm.” Deidara responds quickly and clutches onto the shirt. “Not by your body; I thought I was finally going to get to hold you and now you’re saying I can’t touch you.” 

 “I am not making a body for you to have sex with.” Sasori states, eyes that always blinked a bit off not even blinking as they stared at Deidara now. 

“I’m not-” Deidara sighs and leans forward, other hand reaching for Sasori’s leg. “I want to, hm, but right now I meant sleeping and junk.” 

“‘And junk’.” Sasori repeated and placed his hands on Deidara’s. “The coil is coated in a poison that would kill you in three days.” He states and finally blinks at him. “It would be annoying to give you an antidote.”  

“Oh...” Deidara laughs. “Couldn’t you make me an antitoxin?” 

“Theoretically.” Sasori shrugs. 

“Come on, that’s a totally reasonable request, hm.” 

“I’ll think about it.” 

“Come on, Danna.” Deidara huffed and let go of the shirt to turn his hand and slowly take Sasori’s. 

Sasori slipped their fingers together and did his best to act bothered but not overly bothered by the tongue that was surely licking him. “Or you could stop trying to lick me everywhere.” 

“You know that is out of my nature, hm.” Deidara nodded once. 

“Clearly.”

[tacheeucheehoo]

“Can I undress and dress you?”

“Did you just ask to dress me, hmm?”

“Yes.”

“Is that like some kink of yours, hmm?”

“You could call it that.”

“Kinda weird but I’ve been asked weirder.”

[tacheeucheehoo]

“Says the guy with his heart in a jar.”

“Okay, first of all, it’s a tube, secondly, your heart has a mouth on it.” 

“A mouth you were totally loving last night.”

“That is not the present point.”