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#avs lb #WHO WAS THAT THANK YOU SIT #*SIR

help I have to give a presentation on the history of neuroscience and I’m gonna have to talk about phrenology but all I keep thinking about is that our flag means death episode and I’m gonna start laughing in the middle of it sbahsjwvzwisn

#phrenology is uh is the study of the human head #will you palpate my wife?#sit what’s his name is going to palpitate antoinette in the parlor and everyone shall watch!#*sir

Time to lick the stamp and send it

#SOR HAND OVER YOUR HELMET #*sir #ITS SO HOT #daniel ricciardo #f1 #formula one

breaking news: stars found in johnny suh's honey eyes 🥺

Me emailing my professor an assignment: sorry this is late. I was working on a final presentation for another class last night and forgot to upload it. Here it is. Sorry again.

Professor: while I understand, you had lots of time to do it so I’m gonna mark it late.

like yes?? That’s fine. It was totally my fault. I know it was late. Like just offering an explanation not an excuse. I-

#aj tries to do school #like please sit I’m not like trying to get you to ignore the fact that I legit forgot that this assignment existed #*sir

The other side from the greatest showman is simply the fruitiest song

#‘if I were mixed up with you I’d be the talk of the town’ mr effron that’s a lil uh #‘I’m okay with this uptown PART I get to PLAY’ sit #*sir

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#yeah I’m gonna put this in the tags for the sake of not getting cancled but uh...Toms new ig story?? I’m sorry does he want a wife to fuck-#fuck him quitely in his parents house bc it’s risky and we can’t get caught so he’s covering my mouth while I ride him?#does he want that bc I’m only one plane ticket away and I’m down sit #*sir #my offer stands until January 30th bc white boy tests my limits everyday but I am offering here tom do you want a wife #again. this is in the tags for the sake of me not getting cancled

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