aroace collin graf
collin graf that spends way to much time in hockey culture, where everything's about sex and relationships and getting married young to pop out three kids (and then potentially cheat on your spouse while you're on a roadtrip)
collin graf on the SJS and it's such a close knit team and he just feels happy because it's a great support system and he's having so much fun
collin graf witnessing willmack and how much they live in each others pocket. he doesn't quite understand it, but they're weird anyway.
collin graf being asked when he's going to bring around a WAG and he just shrugs because he has no desire to have a WAG or hook up with anyone (the only real reason it's even on his mind is because the team aks him about it SO MUCH)
collin graf being set up on dates so many different times but it rarely goes one beyond the second date because dating just isn't that important to him
collin graf befriending a girl because they have common intrests and hit it off and someone asking him if something is going on to which he says "we're just friends" and then get's a sure, buddy look
collin graf at a team function just existing, willmack and samisa fucking around somewher in the background, when toff comes up to him and says "maybe managment will get you your very own team issued boyfriend this off-season"
collin graf who's worrying about being defective because why doesn't he want the things everyone apparently does? he doesn't want to add a special someone to his life because his life is fucking great like this, actually. but apparently he should want that, so why doesn't he?
