Oct 15, 2024
"So just how many cases have you gotten so far, Kate Bishop?" "I'll have you know that since the inaugural opening of Hawkeye Investigations, I've taken on 5 new, definitely real, definitely paid their deposits, clients." "And how many were of cheating wives and husbands?" "...Four... BUT! One of them was about a missing guinea pig. Yeah, that one was kinda weird."
#hawkeye#kate bishop#yelena belova#bishova#kate x yelena#kate bishop x yelena belova#yelena belova x kate bishop#hailee steinfeld#***#inspired by hailee's neutrogena ad#*slaps psds*#you can shove so many references in this thing#kate's a google fiend#yelena's mostly horrified at her search history#it reveals waaayy too much of kate's psyche#when kate runs her “why we should be PI besties <3” presentation is when yelena realises she's a down bad moron-sexual#and deals with it by throwing herself out the window#(kate doesn't notice because she's busy drawing her :) on her spreadsheet)