#*stone

[holyfuckthisfishcandrive]

Me: *sees Endermen*

Me: Hellow, Mr Enderman, Sir. Please don't get mad at me, Mr Enderman, Sir. I promise I won't look at you, Mr Enderman, Sir.

[peonywhitetea]

I miss our oven

[cocona]

Wow astrology is so weird lmao like so many people are compatible with other people like that person with the Aries sun sag moon and Virgo rising would literally be my soulmate but to someone else it would be hell its just so fascinating!

hmm well astrology doesn't rlly tell whether or not you'd find Hell with a person ,, it just lays out the energies that there are between u and a person ,, if u want things to go well, they will. but there r some things that come more naturally than others if ykwim !!! but it's true that some ppl get along more easily with signs of the same element than others ,, n with sextiles (next next sign, e.g gemini n leo) more than squares (same modality, e.g aries n cancer) !

[4birds-of-a-feather]

for Mike: 4, 7, 32, 38, 63, 78, 122, 135 and for Stone: 7, 36, 38, 63, 91, 121, 124, 128; gotta show some love to these guys, thank u!

Mike:#4: Are you easy to get along with?I think so; you only have to buy me a beer and I’ll be your friend forever!

#7: Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?Nope, man, I don’t think so

#32: Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?Ace Frehley and Michelle Pfeiffer 😎

#38: Describe your dream girl/guy?Someone who likes to party, who’s not too clingy... possibly sweet and blonde

#63: Ever been in love? Haven’t had the pleasure yet, I can’t seem to find my soulmate...

#78: Favourite ice cream flavour?Milk & Cookies by Ben & Jerry’s

#122: Is cheating ever okay?Cheating is never okay, but sometimes you’re so overwhelmed that you think that this is the only way to escape the reality of a failed relationship

#135: Dumbest lie you ever told?Once I told a girl with whom I wanted to hook up that I was Izzy Stradlin’s cousin... it didn’t work

Stone:#7: Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?Nope, the band is my priority right now

#36: Have you ever liked someone and never told them?Yeah, but it happens to everyone

#38: Describe your dream girl/guy?Someone who can put up with me and my sarcasm, who doesn’t complain about me still living in my parents’ attic... how much time have you got? My list is very long and demanding

#63: Ever been in love? Yeah, the lucky one was my first guitar

#91: Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?Both my sisters ‘cause they keep on teasing me because I don’t have a girlfriend

#121: Are you mean?Yeah, and proud of it

#124: Do you believe in love at first sight?Maybe it’s not love at first sight but sometimes, when you meet someone, you immediately realize there’s something special about ‘em

#128: Would you change your name?Fuck off, Jeff, I know it’s you!

Thanks for the ask about these two dorks! 💕

[4birds-of-a-feather]

#s 2, 10, and 14 for Stone and Jeff? 😉

#2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?Obviously Stone in Jeff’s lap, otherwise Gossard would die under the bassist’s massive weight 😎

#10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?Stone strikes his best Vogue pose while Jeff draws him like one of his French girls 😏

#14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?Stone again ahahah He’s so used to say “JEFFAMENT - JEFFAMENT - JEFFAMENT” at least two thousand times a day, it’s inevitable that something like forgettin’ his own surname would happen 😂

Thank you for the ask!

[4birds-of-a-feather]

The OTP questions are hilarious! How about #s 5 & 20 for Jeff/Stone? PS You girls rock!

Awwwww! Thank you, darling 💗

Hmmm, let’s see:

5. Who plays video games and who snuggles up next to them as they play?Jeff plays and Stone’s the snuggler, no doubts about it 😎

20. Who greatly exaggerates being sick every time they feel even a little poorly just so the other will take care of them? That would be Jeff, and Stone’s always pissed off, but deep down he’s pleased to be his personal nurse 😉

[4birds-of-a-feather]

I finally managed (with a lot of help), how to play this OTP question game, so what I want to know is: 2. Jeff/Stone 4. Sara/Mike Starr 6. Mark Arm/the old lady from Scarecrow 8. Mike/Stone 14. Jeff's random bimbo/Sara's cat 16. Jeff/Sara 19. DC boyfriend/Eddie. 😈

Yassss! 🎉🎉

Jeff/Stone: 2. Who constantly tries to get the other to shower with them?Stone, no doubt about it –and every time Jeff tells him to fuck off 🤣

Sara/Mike Starr: 4. Who is incredible in bed and completely knocks the other off their feet the first time they have sex?Starr, Starr and Starr: his success with women has a certain reason behind it ahahMark Arm/the old lady from Scarecrow Video: 6. Who is horny ALL OF THE TIME?The old lady, no doubt about it.Mike/Stone: 8. Who knocks on the other’s door crying at 4am?Mike, because he’s drunk af and has just finished watching a documentary about pandas and their risk of extinction 🐼

Jeff’s random bimbo/Sara’s cat: 14. Who has an adorable sneeze and who sneezes so aggressively they pull a muscle?Obviously Monty’s the one who sneezes in the most adorable way 💕

Jeff/Sara: 16. Who smells the hell out of the other’s shirts when they’re away but pretends that they don’t?S-A-R-A. She would never admit it –not even if her own life depended on it –but she loves Jeff’s scent 😉

W.C. Boyfriend/Eddie: 19. Who is majorly ticklish and who is the tickle-attacker?This one was the most bastard question ever ahah But we strongly believe that Eddie’s ticklish 😛

Thank you for all these numbers, it was really fun to write something about so many unusual pairings ahah

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