Jun 27
not to be like in my day movie trailers were good but have you noticed movie trailers are not good anymore
#feel like some trailers were famous mini works of art in their own right#and now everything is like#*classical violin music*#girl walks dramatically through field in shades of brown and modern makeup#voiceover: I hate my dad#*cut to licentious gazing* everyone thinks you're ordinary but not me#earnest man: no#*pop song instrumental*#*violence*#*woman screaming*#*sex scene*#voiceover to trailing violin reprise: very sad#but poignant and pro-woman!#credits: we couldn't get ryan gosling this time he's a very busy man but we got someone that sort of has his energy#sorry women#J U N E 2 0 2 6
