ooh! ooh! pick me! pick me!
yes sir. *ahem* i think a good way to subdue prisoners is to attach them to tentacles that are too big for their holes and stretch them out to the point where their legs are shaking and there is squirming just under their skin, pulsing with the threat of eggs laying in them and also the tentacles are covered in aphrodisiac and there are suckers lining the outside of the tentacle and—
no. no, i’m not humping the chair. that’s just… normal squeaking, sir.
















