#--casey--

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@effcults

“Yo, Casey-case, if we got you some sorta drum set up, you wanna do a jam sesh?”

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“Casey, dude you’re not going to believe this, Mae’s here. Mae Borowskii.”

@effcults

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@ijustwannadieanwhereelse

“It means the cult did a shitty job of getting rid of your ass. Leave me the fuck alone.”

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@ijustwannadieanwhereelse

“Fuck you too.”

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@ijustwannadieanwhereelse

He’s completely ignoring your jaw-strength comment. How dare you assume all gators are strong in the jaws. Especially thieving, smoking ones. He would like to tell you that gators only have strong bite force when their mouth is completely open, but his is clogged with a large fruit, so oh well.

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@ijustwannadieanwhereelse "No they don't, dipshit. Unhealthy could mean like you're on drugs or smoking or some shit. Prolly gunna get sick means you're probably gunna puke."

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@dieancthertime

“Listen kid, I ain’t a general store, I’m a seller. What you see is what I got. What, you want a hairbrush and a ball of yarn while you’re at it too? Hweh heh heh.”

Some people could be so picky. He was a street thief, not a store. Normally he didn’t have too much trouble with people looking for stuff, but this kid was getting on his nerves, trying to barter with him.

“Prices are lower than anything you’d see, so either buy or scram.”