It was -30 degrees F (-34C) here in Interior Alaska the other day.
i…….won’t even dare try to think about how i would survive there. because i wouldn’t. i’d breathe the air there and my nose would instantly freeze. i’d step on your snow and my foot would be paralyzed. i’d spend 2 seconds there and i’d immediately turn into an Asian Ice Statue. and later when the temperature has calmed down a bit, people can just chop blocks of my ass and use it to drink whiskey. rip in peace my ass









