#-gillans

[kloppinthekop]

Does anyone know who took the url "-gillans"?

My friend Jess (currently/most recently cryingromanwithababy) used to go by that url, and would really like it back.

I'm really hoping that someone is just being a kind heart and saving it for her, but we don't know who that person is, and Jess would really like to be able to ask them for the url back.

It'd be really awesome if you guys could help out! Think of it as a scavenger hunt ;)

[maxtremist]

-gillans answered your question: Erm... what happened to Beiste?

Is she not gonna be in the finale?

I have no idea but she just suddenly has stopped being in it for the past few weeks

[maxtremist]

-gillans replied to your post: I currently have a folder called "Boob" on my hard...

…. why?

Our groups project we called BOOB. Baubles Opposing Offensive Boxes. Boob. 

The name was my idea.

[kloppinthekop]

Oh my god, this blog. My brain hurts so much, but I can't stop laughing. What goes through peoples minds?'“Fuck me Justin. Right here in front of everyone.” I whisper seductively in his ear. He starts taking off my clothes and I help him take off his clothes. We are both naked now. Everyone in the audience is yelling. Justin sticks the middle finger up at them. Then he rams his middle finger up my vagina. He moves it around and I feel myself getting wet. He takes it out and shoves it in my face. I open my mouth and start sucking on his finger. I taste my own juices, it taste like fish. So I get in position for sex and lie down on my back. I spread my legs open and Justin kneels down. He says “Okay sweetheart” and grabs his penis. He starts putting it inside me and he can’t go all the way because it’s blocked. “WTF?” he says. I feel so much pain coming from my vagina. I start yelling, it feels like a baby is coming out! Justin helps pull the thing out from my vagina. It’s a rabbit. “What the fuck was that doing there?” Justin says angry. The rabbit hopped away and we started having sex. People were throwing tomatoes at us. Justin took a tomato and started rubbing it all over his body. I was licking every inch of his body that tasted like ketchup. All of a sudden the manager came in the room because he heard all the noise. “Get out! You are fired! Don’t ever come here again!” he screamed at us. Justin took my hand and we walked out naked on to the street. He said “We should go to my house for some privacy.” So we walked all the way there while cars were beeping at us.'WHY? WHY A RABBIT? WHY EVERYTHING?!

OH. MY. GOD.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.WHAT THE FUCK.

WHAT THE FUCK.

OH MY GOD THE RABBIT. THE FUCKING RABBIT.

i am laughing so hard right now. these people should win some awards. the "most fucked up shit ever" award, that is.