Nov 9, 2023
“Nothing can contain my cheeks”
“You look like a Pixar mom”
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“Nothing can contain my cheeks”
“You look like a Pixar mom”
“Those calves are BULGING”
“Them thangs be THANGIN”
“there’s just something so sad about a man’s ass. PUT IT AWAY”
"it's so..unfulfilling. i feel pity! can you believe i shake my head? every time i see a man's bare ass, this is my pavlovian response(...)society bends over backwards for men and convinces us this [man's ass] is worth it."
"if it’s not a dump truck, it’s not worth it.”
“being a goalkeeper must be so depressing. it seems so futile. you go in the wrong direction and you’re a failure” … “if i had to do a penalty kick, i would miss”
“on purpose?”
“yeah so they won’t feel sad”
*explains the world cup path*
“so it’s like foreplay leading up to the final”
“yes… but you get eliminated”
“i wish i had tried for AFL. seems more fitting for my…personality”
“yeah, you love taking people out”
“they’re also nice to look at”
“you say that when you’re literally built like an AFL player”
“gay men probably love watching AFL”
“gay men watch sports?”
“who’s the throat goat again? is it jackie kennedy?”
“no, nancy reagan”