Just realize that I am around 7k shy of posting 300k words since I started in 2023. That is fucking crazy actually. Like damn.

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Just realize that I am around 7k shy of posting 300k words since I started in 2023. That is fucking crazy actually. Like damn.
I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
Idc what AU he is in, ability or not, Nikolai would be good at breaking and entering.
1,200 words on a weekday? Are we fucking back?
Also I can't do it because it isn't a rare pair but the breath play prompt had me like since I had Nikolai fake out drown Fyodor (not consensual) what if I flipped them using water again but made it consensual. But then I was imagining Nikolai's braid becoming more and more soaked getting his head pushed into a bath and pulled out and his braid just becoming a wet hazardous rope. You could have him take it out to start but you still have constant hair management, keeping that all pulled back and gripped lest he drown in his own damn hair. Bathroom better just be 100% towel for what it is sopping up too.
On top of my lack of free time, I was staring at the rare pair summer list (rare pair fest I already had ideas planned I have not started, some recycled from what I didn't finish last year) and had such a cartoonish vision of Nikolai & Lucy knife play, but in more of a literal circus way. And it ruined my entire original train of thought.
Apparently the tumblr share button just does not work on mobile on ao3 even desktop mode?