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[orangeswithsquirrelfaces]

I love this so much I just want to keep it for us forever…… a copy of it in our inbox forever but treacherously the trout approaches

[orangeswithsquirrelfaces]

Pffffft—Dude /silly

I mean uhm. Our stance on scones is firm and we can’t support this kind of endorsement. Scones can have a little poison in them sometimes and the fact that we’ve been keeping one since April is no cause for concern

L + Ratio + get !Scone’d

[companionwolf]

What if we make the party of the Apocalocke play in a Deadball game as part of each Gym challenge? Thinking.

[companionwolf]

The Commissioner: Hey Dogwalker, you know anything else other than (checks notes) Astonish?

Qais Dogwalker: Only damage dealing move I've got, Commish.

Adrian Melon, poisoned badly: h, , help

Zane Vapor, confused because they're suddenly no longer in the Black Hole(Black Hole): ?????????????????????

The Microphone:

The Microphone: we're all going to die

[companionwolf]

I've started an nuzlocke of Emerald-- randomized and using a reworked ruleset for the nuzlocke variant Apocalocke (it limits my catchable options, provides a few additional rules, and generates a randomized apocalypse).

This run's apocalypse is a Time Collapse. My theme for nicknames is Blaseball players (literally RNG'ing which names I use off the wiki).

So far we have Adrian Melon (Hades Tigers, represented by a Camerupt) and Qais Dogwalker (Breckenridge Jazz Hands, represented by a Mawile).

[companionwolf]

Tfw I genuinely sort of of hope the issues we've been having the past week(?) are like... temporary psychosis somehow and not part of the DID because I really don't want any of it to be true (either things happened or not)

'Normal and not denial fueled thing to say, frontperson' BE QUIET SHUT UP

(Anyway we see our t on. Thursday...)

[companionwolf]

EVERYONE FUCKING CLAP RIGHT NOW. (Yes I know some bits are fucked.)