@kellydays replied to your post “[User isn't sure if the State Park is even in the...”:
[To calm down after that Smokey comment, User reviewed the local ordinances.] Partially correct! It's the only thing y'all call on us for unless shit a forest fire starts going sideways, you mean. But what I think your firefighters would tell you is that, if the problem's big enough, they'd take any help they can get. [...] And if we want to get all technical about it, you're over in West Station territory. If there's a structure fire, the call goes out to them, then to East Station only if it's fully involved. [...] Also, just sayin', that quip don't even make sense. You work for the State Park. Y'all license Smokey. If anyone's Smokey the fuckin' Bear, it's you. Don't put that evil on me. [User thinks about the fact this is technically an official communication from the WRFD. User clicks "send" anyway.]
Don't tell me what I mean, you wh Right! Well, yeah. All hands on deck in that case, of course. Obviously. [...] So I'm guessing you're at East Station, then? That's the other side of the river mostly, huh. Do you live over that way? In those fancy ass neighborhoods Why're you doing our inspections then? Are you an intern they need to keep busy?
Why don't you go fuck yourself Whoa, who said I meant that as an insult? We love Smokey the Bear in this house. He's a national treasure. You'd think a firefighter would appreciate the effort toward educating the public about forest fires. [User has half a mind to go through Daniel's phone to change Kelly's contact information to "Smokey" but she does actually like the mascot and doesn't want to sully his good name.]
