shout-out to all the things that episode 1 introduces that don’t last:
the longer intro
this sexy emo look alongside the oddly deeper hawkeye drawl and less frenetic speech-patterns of later hawkeye (who is she 😍😜👀 she talks like hawkeye’s porn double!)
narrative centering Lieutenant Dish
“Sorry Major Baby” (actually how many times do they use “baby” subsequently?)
this version of the distillery
this version of father mulcahy
this guy on the right? (why is he there? where does he go?)
“the MUMMY sTrRiiykes!!!!” otherwise known as the “hawkeye sounds like he’s at a 70s party and he’s high as fuck” line (to me)
“attention, attention, the following personnel are assigned to the 4077th mobile army surgical hospital: [list of names of which only a handful are actually going to be main characters]”