y’all’dve, y’aint & y’aren’t
country dragon living in the good ol’ appalachian mountains in alabama, usa
his cave is literally stacked with piles of hoarded beer cans & cartons of fried chicken, do not fucking judge him
hoarder of the corn ( i don’t take credit for this, tala has it all )
species: drake.
dumbass energy with a capital DUMB and an italic and bolded ASS
he can be summoned by blasting the song COUNTRY ROADS on your stereo
does not trust corporations and business people, all he wants are farmers and scarecrows thank you











