#.......i think

[greycatbird]

Beings of the cypress swamp

[sheep-turtles-and-pizza]

More cryptid Mikey I heard owo

[silverlining-ships]

Sighs....... being gay again tonight.......

I know this is sorta ooc but I feel like I deserve JUST a bit of Jasper being a smug flirt. Just a little. Y'know.

Anyway new header bc I'm gonna make my whole blog all wintery for the holidays 🧡❤️💚

[midwesternvibes]

Guys. Guys. I just got the best and funniest idea ever for a separated Leo au combined with a human au.

What if, and hear me out, Lou had a bunch of affairs in the early 2000's instead of getting kidnapped by Big Mama, and had 4 kids from it (obviously)

Then, sadly, Mikey's mom dies and they do some searching and whadduya know, Lou's the father!

Cue him having a huge crisis and going "Oh god if there's one how many more are there" and he does a huge search and finds Raph and Donnie (who I've already thought of lore for good lord I have a problem) but the gist of it is that they are also short a parental figure

So Lou's got 3 baby boys, and he keeps an eye out for any more that might pop up but he's pretty good

But Leo's actually got a really good life going and a Mama that loves him so much (not making the blue boy suffer? Shocking I know) and he grows up really really happy

So they grow up separately, but then uh oh, Mikey's got a bullying problem at school, some jerk is really giving him a hard time and his two extremely overprotective older brothers are on the case

Except when Mikey gave them a name, they really didn't listen that closely and maybe heard an extra letter that didn't exist....

aka this bitch

So Raph and Donnie go on this huge revenge mission to kill fight find the guy who's been bullying their little brother and they do!!!!

(And they might go a little overboard but hey, it's for Mikey or at least that's what they're telling themselves)

So while the guy's on the ground getting the snot beaten out of him for bullying their little brother (and having the AUDACITY to not know what they're talking about) Mikey rounds the corner and is like "WTF you guys who is this"

Cue Raph and Donnie exchanging the biggest "We F'ed up" expression EVER"

And the guy on the ground is just like "who ARE you people?!?!?" And lo and behold, this is LEONARDO, not LEONARD

Anyways, there's already an outline in my notebook for this AU ✌️anyone interested?

Next

[arinmoss]

something old

[anzanxious]

Google didn’t answer my question so Ima ask tumblr.

 Why do we feel hungry after taking a shower?

[smallblueandloud]

i genuinely thought this story was gonna be in the 4-5k range.

however, it’s already at 4.5k. a scene that was 1.4k in the first draft is 2k in the second. i still have to rewrite 2.8k from the first draft, which means i’m looking at 4k more in the second. now, since the emotions are what are getting beefed up the most, and literally ALL of what i’m missing is emotions, that 4k is probably an underestimation. basically:

the not-yet-edited draft of this thing is gonna be 8.5k by CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATES.

editing just adds MORE WORDS, jsyk.

sorry, y’all. i thought i was actually gonna write a dw fic of a manageable length, but alas, i am a word gremlin and y’all are getting a WHOLE LOT of emotions.