Oct 17, 2025
I think he would've matched his freak T-T or... outdone it, in some regards... (aka, the 12th kidnapped the wrong blue haired elezen for the resonant project and it very quickly became Zenos' problem)
#ffxiv#sketch#concept#zenos yae galvus#haurchefant greystone#adventurer haurchefant#that gets to be a tag on my blog now lmao#...dsr au?#idk its just a scenario him and ysayle are alive lol#the 12th are confused why zenos hasnt just killed him yet#zenos is confused why tf haurche is like this#and haurche is here to topple the garlean empire by seducing the crowned prince from showing him genuine kindness and compassion#unfortunately being wol's mirror... zenos digs it#i just imagine haurche simply having a strange ability to shock zenos out of apathy#i just think of him sticking around from getting kidnapped just to get krile tf out of there#then his “sad shivering dog” radar goes off on the biggest dude there and he suddenly has -another mission-#I also just think of meteor rushing to try and save haurche thinking theyre gonna end up killing him#and thancred's like- no... hes fine...#>haurche who is antagonizing zenos' men from zenos' lap while the man himself is just sitting there in shock#im not saying haurche would have fixed him but I am saying he could've destroyed him with a single mug of hot chocolate#what is one man left to do against that smile and the most terrible chocobo jokes on the star#the 12th laugh at haurche going along with it#haurche has the brains to realize that he's in the safest place he can possibly be in this situation like this