In Which Gumshoe Sees a Dog
BlueBadgerUnofficial: YOURE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAU PALS
BlueBadgerUnofficial: TODAY
BlueBadgerUnofficial: This years gonna be great, I can just feel it!! This is an omen I'll bet you anything
BlueBadgerUnofficial: well uh. Forget the betting part but this is still the best thing that's happened in weeks at least!
Phoenix: Wow, okay, that's great. What happened?
SpiritSamurai: Tell us already!!!
BlueBadgerUnofficial: Alright so
BlueBadgerUnofficial: I'm heading to the bus stop near the precinct right? To catch a bus home. And I get there and I'm just standing there waiting when this woman walks bt
BlueBadgerUnofficial: and she's got this dog, one of those big fluffy white ones with the smilinf faces
M.Edgeworth: A Samoyed?
BlueBadgerUnofficial: Yeahyeah that's the one I think
BlueBadgerUnofficial: and the dog comes over and he's sniffing me and would you believe. Would you beliefve this lady APOLOGIZES
BlueBadgerUnofficial: she APOLOGIZES that this beautiful cresture decided to pay attention to me
BlueBadgerUnofficial: Lady this is a BLESSING
BlueBadgerUnofficial: so I say it's ok of course and i ask her if I can pet the dog and she says yes
BlueBadgerUnofficial: this dog. This dog is the softest thing on the planet I'm telling you
BlueBadgerUnofficial: and he licks my hand and I swear I never felt luckier
BlueBadgerUnofficial: unflrtunately that's when the bus pulls up so I have to catch it but before I do she lets me take a picture
BlueBadgerUnofficial has sent a photo:
[The picture itself is of poor quality, but the dog is one High-Quality Pup. It's indeed a (blurry) Samoyed, with a big doggie grin on its face.]
SpiritSamurai: Awwwww!!!!!!
Phoenix: ...That's it?
SpiritSamurai: Nick! What do you mean 'that's it?'
BlueBadgerUnofficial: Yeah what do you mean by that pal?! This absoluet gift of an animal not good enough for you?
Phoenix: No, no-- it's a cute dog and all, I just thought you were leading up to something bigger with this story.
M.Edgeworth: ...Detective Gumshoe.
M.Edgeworth: If you see this dog again. Contact me immediately.
BlueBadgerUnofficial: Uh, yes sir! Will do
...
M.Edgeworth: ...What?
M.Edgeworth: Dogs are a rare bright spot of sincerity in this corrupted world. Unconditional love that we, as a species, frankly do not deserve.
Phoenix: ...I didn't know it was possible to make "I like dogs" sound so bleak.