#..meme response..

[enigmxchanic]

"Here, lean on me."

Hurt rp Starters

"Thanks, Mari. I..." Pause, somewhat bemused. "I was just trying to make cookies."

And now he needed a new stove. No amount of mechanical expertise was going to fix that.

[enigmxchanic]

❤ ✘

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[text] harl harl harl harl harl harl harl harl harl harl

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text] your paint looked nice today

[enigmxchanic]

✉ ☠

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

[text] tell your boyfriend he has pretty eyes and nice hands

Send ☠ for a threatening message

[text] i know you saw it, so if you tell ed what i got him for christmas i will pull on ur hair so hard it comes off

[enigmxchanic]

All the texts if you don't mind :3

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

[text] fuck is such a versatile word

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[text] don’t get hurt. i’d miss you.

Send ☠ for a threatening message

[text] i will hack ur computer and leave u pictures of naked men[text] not hot naked men either

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text] ur so cute[text] a saboteur and asshole[text] but cute. i’ll give u that

[enigmxchanic]

❤

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text] mari, you’re my best friend. [text] not my only friend anymore but[text] my best

[enigmxchanic]

♔ ♠ ✘

Send ♔ for an angry text

[text] i’m going to rip his head off i swear

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

[text] i can’t believe  i fuckngn

[text] put a

[text] goddam peep

[text] i nthe microveda

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[text] i think i love you

[enigmxchanic]

♠ ♣ ✘

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

[text] what if yyou took the heads off od llamas and put them on vecloociprators

[text] velocerapties

[text] velociraptors

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

[text] don’t screw this up. it’s a surprise.

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[text] i have a crush on your boyfriend

[text] i’m sorry rahim i really am sorry but

[text] sorry

[enigmxchanic]

√

Send √ for a long-winded confession text

[text] alright i think it’s time i told you something

[text] and for once it has nothing to do with how badly everyone else in the shop acts around the machinery

[text] even though thats gross and theyre gona get hurt one day and all ill say will be i told u so

[text] alright

[text] im sorry i just don’t know how to say this

[text] ok so

[text] fuck it i can’t

[text] sorry

[text] sorry dick maybe later