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0034: Give that back! *PANT* I could’ve bought you food if you asked, douchebag! A-And don’t try to flirt with someone you just robbed!! *TRIES TO LOOK LIKE HE’S NOT BLUSHING, GETTING READY TO TACKLE HER*

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Sophia had been trying to run faster after the guy started following her. She took a quick glance over her shoulder to look at how far he was from her. Kinda close, too close. She considered for a second to just drop the money and try to get away, or talk maybe he would still buy her food who knows. But then she giggled. That would be the most stupid idea, especially after he called her a douchebag that’s so mean. No backing out nuh uh.

"You don’t have to call me a douchebag you know, calling me names is a bit unnecesarry hun. Just Sophia is fine!" 

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0034: Well I'm sooo-rry that I'm angry at the girl who just jacked my wallet! *AVERTS EYES, STILL KINDA EMBARRASSED BC SHE WAS FLIRTING AT HIM* Agh-- *PANT* I'm done with this--

*AT THE RISK OF BEING FOUND OUT AS A NON-HUMAN, HE DIGS HIS HEEL INTO THE GROUND, AND JUMPS -- ALMOST GLIDES -- FORWARD, QUICKLY SHOOTING RIGHT NEXT TO THE GIRL. THEY MADE EYE-CONTACT FOR A BRIEF SECOND (which happened in amazing HD slow-motion in my head) BEFORE 34 EXHALED SHARPLY, REACHING OUT TO GRAB HER*

0034: I'm sorry I have to d-- aCK--

*OUT OF A VERY UNLUCKY CHANCE, THERE HAPPENED TO BE A SMALL CRATE DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF 34. SO HE ENDED UP TRIPPING OVER IT AND FALLING ON SOPHIA IN THE PROCESS. WHOOPS*

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She nods her head as she looks at the young man standing next to him. She nods her head solemnly as she stands taller than him, raising the baby’s lips up she nods her head again. Her face conveying that perhaps she is thinking of something rather solemn. “You’re right it doesn’t have any chompers,” she mutters the serious statement sounding rather off as she crosses her arms. “Soup maybe… or a smoothie…” She nods her head again, “I know it’s like a baby bird you got to chew up food and spit it into it’s mouth!” She slams her fist down on her exposed palm her eyes shining with glee. Turning to her new companion she grins, “it’s ingenious.” 

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*TILTS HIS HEAD, WONDERING WHY SHE SEEMS SO TROUBLED BUT DISMISSES THE THOUGHT*

0034: Hm? Oh yeah, that makes sense... I think soup is too hot for, uh, a baby so, um, a smoothie would be better right? *SCRATCHES CHEEK, NOT REALLY SEEING HOW INGENIOUS IT WAS FOR BABIES TO BE SO DEPENDENT* Uh, I think babies have special baby food but I don't have any money...

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letsask-0037 replied to your post:

UHM. DON’T FREAK OUT OR ANYTHING BUT UH!! She’sbeenmissingsincethismorningandSixandIcan’tfindheranywhereandnoone’sseenher— (゜▽゜;)!!

0034: D-Don't freak out? H-H-How could I not f-freak out oh my Zero 24 is missing it's not like my friends go missing every day??!! Wh-where d-did you last see her? I-I-I'll help you look--

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Okay, time to get this over with. 0034 strode up the steps leading to the room quickly, but paused and held his breath in front of the wood. He had to think really hard about this, lemme tellya. In the end 34 chose the person who, although they would tease him about it, probably wouldn't make a big deal over a... kiss. He shuddered at the word once more. What the heck? Why did his first kiss ever have to be at the fault of some douche Grayface? He could never get this opportunity back, man.

Whatever. 34 hesitantly tapped at the door. At the first hollow thump of his hand on the wood, he began rethinking everything. Okay, what if this doesn't work? What if his assumptions were horribly wrong and they would go out and tell everyone? What if this screws up their relationship?

34 shook his head, a sickly-nervous expression on his face, before starting to turn around and go back to see 24. And then the door opened. Well shit, it looks like plan 'go-back-downstairs-like-the-weenie-you-are' wasn't gonna cut it this time. The boy coughed awkwardly and held up his pre-written-on whiteboard at the other, shaking slightly.

"Uh hey this is kinda really awkward but I can't talk unless you kiss me because of reasons (douche grayface) so uh can you ????????"

Ah, yes. Such an eloquent and romantic message for his crush. 34 averted his eyes and tried to focus on something other than his roommate's pink hair. I mean seriously 34, who falls for their roommate? Weenie.