#0066-ask

[askfanpro0091]

Um... Those scissors you're holding don't look very safe... Maybe you should put them down?

Oh, don’t worry! They’re hair styling scissors. I don’t think that they could hurt somebody, even though they’re kinda sharp. But I’ll be careful with them! (*´・ｖ・)

[ask0134]

team fuck shit up

[ask-safetybot-36-blog]

Oh, hey sis! My operating system received some damage, but it's nothing, really! Don't worry about me, I was just having some fun! By the way, are you going to the prom? I wouldn't want you to miss it... Hehehe...

[0066-ask]

((Happy Munday guys~))

((How's Muda working out for everyone? I'm gonna try and get around to leaving a few numbers in everyone's ask box, so if I haven't hit you up, just remind me and I'll get to you~))

[0066-ask]

She tucked her clipboard under her arm and stood up straight, a slightly smug smile on her face. “Well, it’s my job to ask. I’m a Safetybot, one of the select few assigned to protect and serve everyone from everyday dangers. I’m… I’m sort of a rookie…” she admitted, glancing down from his face. “But that’s why I asked! I have to check out everyone, and make sure you aren’t carrying anything dangerous or planning on doing anything that could hurt or wreck someone or something.” Not looking back up at him, she pulled out the clipboard and thumbed her way through the pile of papers barely fitting under the clip before she stopped and flipped the pages up. “Now, I’ve just got a few questions to ask you…” she said, propping the clipboard up on her hip and pulling out a pen.  “Alright, do you have on you any sharp objects on your persons, such as knives, swords, needles, syringes, scalpels, etc.?” 

[0066-ask]

((Asks?))

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[letsask0105]

*gently pokes him with the end of her pen* You're not a safety violation, are you?

What’s a safety violintin?