Dec 4, 2025
So uhm.... About that....... Uh.... Date-?
- @father-to-red
What about it?~
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So uhm.... About that....... Uh.... Date-?
- @father-to-red
What about it?~
Summons your cousin 007e7 and makes him hit you with a frying pan
(007e7is007n7'sirlcousin)
He flinches, winching at the hit. staring at 007e7
"Wha.. ..why?? what did i do? ;-;"
He rubs the spot he got hit. wincing once more
Oh! Hello! I uh..wasnt expecting to see you here shed-
It’s..007n7-
uh..how are you doing..?
(RedJollyRanchersFather)
(FINALLY I GET A 007N7 IC ASK. OMG. KISSES YOU ON THE FOREHEAD. prob main 7n asker)
007n7 isthe tiny person in yor burger alive. do you feed it? Does it eat burger? Have you ever seen it withojt the burger. Have you seen its hands? Do you feed it like you feed our son or will you let it live off dust gathering there
"you mean noobie-? Of course i feed him!"
The creature crawls down, sitting on 007n7's shoulder.
"He's eaten a lot of things.. including burgers! My burger is uh. I don't really know what it is anymore, so.."
He shrugs, petting it.
"He doesn't really have hands. He's like a spider with all the legs he's got. It freaks people out when he unloafs or gets off my hat, haha!"
[A man falls from the sky, along with a suitcase, after falling and landing, the man gets up, shakes his head and opens the suitcase]
"Interested in joining our agency friend?"
[The suitcase contains a whole agent outfit and a singular gold coin with a hammer imprinted on it]
"I'm sure buildie wouldn't mind more 07's to nickname! Oh by the way, I'm Agent 06! [Chance]- I just get sent to universes by my Boss- anyways- decisions decisions!"
(Irumuru here! Just saying hi! I luv that you have a 07 blog! Also would there be anyone you'd recommend i should send 06 too? Our applications are open!)
He blinks a couple times.. nervous to accept nor deny this. He glanced up at uh.. Agent 06? Chance-?
"uuuhhhh.. do i have time to decide this or?"
His eyes settled on the coin.. it was pretty. Seems to have caught his attention.
007n7 this cabernet sauvignon tastes like antifreeze . The pain in my temples compare to birth. the boss is goana kill me if i dont sell your kid to make up for the 20 bottles o vino i downed last night. Please 07n7
"CAN YOU QUIT TRYING TO GET C00LKIDD??? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE FUCKING IS."
seems you've hit a nerve. :) He pants afterwards, quickly realizing what he's done. He covers his mouth, stepping back
"oh god- I-I'm sorry, I-"
puts another burger on top of your burger
The noob creature climbs on top of the other burger. It seems content.
....007n7 is struggling to keep it balanced.
7n7! What's ur fav food? I wanna make it!-🍕🔴 (Just know this is based off an au im gonna make if it doesn't exist yet after the forsaken events<3)
"is that an elliot..-?"
"a-ah, uh- i guess, like.. i dunno, pizza or burgers...??"
"I don't exactly eat often.."