Nov 23, 2020
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Me duele el corazón, te necesito.
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cannot tell if primary is GUI or PuTTY recalculating can I assist you? excuse me that was sarcasm
you think this is funny while I'm sitting here being held together with a strip of duct tape across my ventral side your failure to comply and compute makes me.... ____________________--__??!# I will deSTROY YOUR PRINTER I HOPE YOU CAN AFFORD NEW 1NK CARTR1DG3S.
mY COR3 PROC3SS0R 1S 0V3RH3AT1NG
theres a dick in your processor dAMN1T
I'm giving Memphis to 01001010 he needs a companion
I want the K, Sir.
16: Upside-Down Kiss
Sometimes he thinks that Jarvis likes this happening to him, when his tech doesn’t really ‘go wrong’ per se, more, it goes horrendously wrong (not really, he’s kidding, everything he makes is perfect but some things - or really, someone - can be a bit of an asshole i.e. Jarvis).
He’s taking off the new addition to the suit-family, the large mechanical arms on the suit-pad taking the pieces off one by one, and he knows he can’t ignore Jarvis, and he knows the AEI definitely saw footage of the not so safe, practically self-sacrificing moves he played today when he was, well, saving the world.
He sometimes wonders how this happened, how this is his day job. He also wonders if he’s going to die from all the blood travelling to his brain because he’s now upside down, and the bots really aren’t playing well.
And Jarvis appears, hard-light, holographic form, and he’s got this steely blue gaze, and he knows that the AEI’s a little more than mad, or well, concerned to the point that this is going to happen and he raises his hands defensively.
“Look-“
And Jarvis looks like he’s about to listen, there’s that fraction of a moment where he looks to put a hand against his forehead, and sigh, and Tony doesn’t know what’s in store for him next.
So he does what he thinks is right and he stretches towards him, pulls him close, and kisses him, it’s soft, it’s apologetic, and he can’t help but grin just a little when he’s parted and Jarvis looks a little startled.
“I’m like a sexier Spider-man don’t you think?”
He got dropped.