“How do we do this? Ah okay, you got the balloon! No you do it, you do it, you do it! Really? Fucking hell, this is pressure though. Don’t have any pins, how do you do it? I haven’t done one of these before. It’s a surprise for me? Ey? Obviously I can't hear you! It’s just loads of shouting people, obviously I can’t hear you. Do I pop it [the gender reveal balloon]? Is that alright? Fucking ‘ell! Alright. Are you ready then? It’s a big moment! It better go first time [tries popping and it doesn’t] Ohhh, you set me up, you little fucker! Oh the pin, tell me about the pin next time, love. Right, on three! Three, two, one! Please, go! [balloon doesn't pop] COME ON YOU FUCKER! [pops balloon and it comes out blue] EYYYYY! You see it? You can't see it from there, IT’S BLUE! Congratulations, it’s a boy! Is it you? Is it you? With the little lad? Congratulations love, congratulations, that was lovely! Dead smooth, ey? Exactly how you imagined it! Alright that was brilliant!” - 06.07
