#1. percy... what?

[winterbournewitch]

What were you thinking about the last time you gave yourself an orgasm?

            “You know how there are always an impossible number of clowns inside those teeny tiny cars? How do they all fit in there? Anyway, that. I was trying really hard not to come. It didn’t work.”

            “I sorta just... thought about the last time I had sex. It’s been a while, but... uh -- it seemed to do the trick alright.”