May 23, 2022
Atp my benchmark for Sirius in fanfics is “do I think this person could last like two seconds in Azkaban let alone 12 years”… one would be amazed by how many do not meet that criteria!
you lovely anon, i think you’ve given me a new criteria now. this one’s a bit more objective than ~bad vibes~ too.
(also now i’m examining my own sirius critically lmao can this highly domestic creature survive a day in azkaban? i…fear…he might not 🤭)
#sirius black#sbds#new drinking game. take a shot everytime sirius:#1. shrieks#2. loses his shirt over his hair being out of place#shit*#3. freaks out over a broken nail#4. can’t write down notes in class without remus/lily’s help#5. faints for whatever mundane reason#6. needs to hide behind a big muscular boyfriend at the sight of blood or gore#7. cannot think of anything except pranks#8. his default emotion is giggling#9. makes a joke out of everything harry says/does. even if it’s a matter of importance#(okay i’ll stop now. i’m atleast 65% kidding i promise)#(bc if i wasn’t we’d all be incapacitated with alc poisoning lmao)#(nope. no. not going there. still kidding)#people can write characters however they want. if their sirius is a shrieky het stand in *shrugs* just tag it my dudes#pen’s asks