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he's a 10, but he would pick a person over 1000 roaches

“1000 roaches? In my attic?” - It’s more likely than you think.

he's a 10, but he would pick 1000 roaches over a person

Wherein my mom tells me that she is done with sophomore year of Check, Please!

Me: So would you rather have a person or 1000 roaches in your attic?

Mom: does not answer

Me: is patient

Mom: I don't know, what would you choose?

Me: a person

Mom: me too, probably

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