#attic debate

[omgpostsplease]

he's a 10, but he would pick a person over 1000 roaches

[bittybutt]

I do have to be honest though I used to be a diehard 1000 roaches person in 2016 but I’ve grown and experienced horrors beyond my comprehension and I would now 100% take the person over the roaches. this is my truth and I’m living it now.

[rhysiana]

I just realized I am on the same side of the attic roaches vs. human debate as my spouse, but the opposite side from my best friend, and now I am confronted with a new debate: Is it better for both people in a given relationship to have the same answer, proving compatibility of thought, or opposite, so you'd hypothetically be ready for anything?

[omgpostsplease]

“1000 roaches? In my attic?” - It’s more likely than you think.

[omgpostsplease]

1000 Roaches or A Person? - A History

Origin: Sophomore Year #12 - Post I: Roadie

Continued: Notes on Year 2, Comic 12 - Post I: Roadie

“  ✓ And, that conversation. Um. Again, weird conversations–part of hockey? I did a poll a few nights ago to see what people thought. Because it was a poll, I took the opportunity to ask another question.

1. Would you rather discover a person in your attic or 1000 roaches? You do not know if the person is a murderer or not. They might want to harm you; they might not. They might mess with your stuff (move it around when you’re not at home) or eat your food. (2) You open the attic when the roach population hits 1000. This population may move to other locations in your house. You can hire an exterminator.

Jack Zimmermann’s Playoff Beard?

Now, 740 people responded in the hour or so that it was open and the results were interesting. The smallest group was 1000 roaches/NO BEARD with 86 people , and the largest group was person/YES BEARD with 348 people.  ”

[omgpostsplease]

“A person? In my attic?” - It’s more likely than you think.

[omgpostsplease]

People need to know the original caveats!

Would you rather discover a person in your attic or 1000 roaches? You do not know if the person is a murderer or not. They might want to harm you; they might not. They might mess with your stuff (move it around when you’re not at home) or eat your food. (2) You open the attic when the roach population hits 1000. This population may move to other locations in your house. You can hire an exterminator.

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[omgpostsplease]

he's a 10, but he would pick 1000 roaches over a person