Schoenberg, I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DAMN 12-TONE METHOD IT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT. ACTUALLY IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ATE ALL THE NOTES AND THEN THREW THEM UP ON THE STAFF. Like I don’t care that you’ve organized this all so mathematically, it’s looks all pretty when you analyze it, like, oh look at me I can count intervals and repeat them, and then change them around. Whatever. It still literally does nothing for me. You actually had some pretty cool shit in your earlier stages but then you had to go all second viennese school and “I am the direct descendent of Beethoven” blahblahblahhhhhhh. You are the actual reason I have stayed up for six hours trying to do my music theory homework that my prof seems to think is necessary to make me a well-rounded musician. Sure, 12-tone method is important in the development of music theory, but who the fuck actually performs schoenberg that often. Oh, condescending twats, that’s who.














