Hear me out: Artemis Fowl but as a 90s sitcom.
A happy, upbeat melody, synth keyboards and lyrics about friendship and crime-y stuff. More crime-y stuff. Everyone gets a dramatic look at the camera moment with their names fading in. Iconic freeze frames with that zoom-in and a smile at the camera moment.
Artemis walks through a hallway of explosions. He’s totally unfazed. He stops to adjust his cufflink, then smirks directly at the camera.
Butler kicks down a heavy door, a tray of muffins in one hand. He nods solemnly.
Juliet punches a baddie in the face, he falls out of the frame. She tosses her hair and gives a cool and slightly exaggerated wink.
Holly jumps out of a shuttle, landing like a superhero. She turns to the camera and gives a dry shrug, before breaking into a laugh.
Trouble dives over a desk to catch a donut mid-air. He lets out a sigh, before spotting the camera and flashing a cool grin. All poster boy vibes.
Foaly is surrounded by a wall of computer screens. He types furiously, then he spins in his swivel chair to the camera and smiles smugly.
Mulch bursts through the floor in the middle of a fancy dinner party. Everyone screams. He waves.
Commander Root is yelling. He throws a folder on the desk, sees the camera and gives a sour smile.
Final shot before the show's title pops up: Everyone’s crammed in a shuttle, trying to see something outside the window.
The last few notes of the intro play, then a quick shot of Opal Koboi, laughing like a maniac. Behind her a sparkly whiteboard and "world domination" in capital letters. The screen fades out.