#1d jokes

[effienne]

harold’s awesome jokes

fyi i know they’re terrible but my humour is trashy too therefore I LUV IT

also LOOK AT HIM he’s always so happy when telling jokes 💖

[astrology1d]

squad “laughs at every single 1d joke”

Libra, sagittarius, gemini, pisces, aquarius, aries.

[horanhugz17-blog]

How my boyfriend would know me so well

Me: I want you here with me like how I pictured it.

Boyfriend: Okay I'm here, so you don't have to keep imagining.

[vventur]

are you zayn? cause you should leave

[zaynlmfu]

[fishandchipswith5sauce]

THE AMAZING EMILY IS HERE

I HAVE FUCKING RETURNED!!!! SORRY FOR MY IN-ACTIVENESS, BUT I ACTUALLY HAD A VALID REASON!!!! I have stuff and I have been extremely busy and I will write a pref for y'all today. and one more thing.......I FUCKING MET DRAKE BELL AT DISNEYLAND 'CUZ I WAS PERFORMING THERE FOR MY SCHOOL AND HE WAS TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE PAPS BUT I SAW HIM AND HE WINKED AT ME AND SAID "YOU CAUGHT ME" AND FUCKING WALKED AWAY. I ALSO MET PEYTON LIST AND CAMERON BOYCE ALONG WITH KARAN BRAR!!! I WASN'T ABLE TO GET PICS THO, CUZ THEIR BODY GUARD DIDN'T ALLOW IT :( okay now that I got that out of my system i have a joke for you

knock knock

who's there?

1D

1D who?

1D Dicks

That didn't make sense but whatevs. I'm going to be posting a pref later on today and PLEASE REQUEST!!!! I need more ideas, and something that I know will please you guys. But anyway bye. Oh and if you want to follow my other account you can. I will be doing prefs and Imagines all on my own, so I won't share that account and the name is vivalashton, just cuz I can but anyway bye ILY!!!

[my-mind-is-an-ocean]

[wakeupbeautifultoday]

wouldn't it be funny if when one direction broke up they said "we've decided to go in different directions" I'm literally the funniest fucking person I've ever met holy shit