#sassy harry

[babypizzaface]

Seamus: Harry, where are Ron and Hermione?

Harry: Probably either fighting somewhere or making out somewhere.

Seamus: ….Right, because those are basically the same thing..

Harry, nodding: Pretty much.

Seamus, side-eyeing him: You’ve apparently never heard of sarcasm.

Harry: You’ve apparently never met Ron and Hermione?

[chocfrog-enjoyer]

Snape handing out graded potions exams

Harry: *gets his paper with “idiot” written on it*

Harry: Wow, professor you’re really absent-minded. You were supposed to grade my exam, not sign it.

[just-two-blokes]

Someone: 'But Harry is only an interesting character because of his background and because it’s his story. Otherwise he is a very quiet and boring character.'

Meanwhile book Harry James Potter:

'There‘s no need to call me Sir, professor.'

'Pity you can‘t attach an extra arm, Malfoy. It could catch the snitch for you.'

'It‘s night, Dudley. That‘s how you call it when it gets all dark.‘

'Yeah, Quirrel was a great teacher! The only problem was that Lord Voldemort was sticking out of the back of his head.'

'Malfoy, does your mother always look like she’s got dirt under her nose or does this only happen when you are around?'

Sassy Harry James Potter supremacy.

[wanderinghex]

Current mood: I’ll be in my room pretending that I don’t exist

[domminatrixz]

[xxcherryblush]

harry james potter, everyone.

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZINGGGG. i think this was genuinely one of the best lines ever, and also the most harry thing ever to say. i love this so much.

the fic, for anyone that wants it, is Of Godson and Vows by Raindragon20 on ao3, this particular quote is chapter 6. it's a wolfstar-focused fic with a pretty good amount of harry in it. and heads up that there's a bit of smut too, and a LOT of fluff. i ate it up.

[myst867]

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

Snape: miss granger, that potion looks exactly how it should, ten points from gryffindor for cheating

Snape: mister longbottom, i see your cauldron has caught fire somehow, you have detention tonight

Snape: mister malfoy, i see you only burned your elbows this time, twenty points to slythering

Snape: mister potter... what is that in your cauldron?

Harry: barbecue sauce

Snape: why?

Harry: you're gonna yell at me no matter what i do, so i might as well have chicken nuggets

Ron, dipping Dino nuggets into harry's cauldron: *approving eating noises*