#1x86

[grogblogging]

percy: so, tary, how does your companion there work?

taryon: no offence, but i doubt you’d understand the inner workings of a complex machine

percy: nevertheless, i’d love to hear your attempt at simplifying it for me

taryon: well alright then

taryon: are you familiar with the concept of a lever?

[heyrbd]

[grogblogging]

im sorry but tary giving vox machina insulting nicknames because THEY NEVER INTRODUCED THEMSELVES and HE NEVER ASKED is the funniest fucking thing

[grogblogging]

vox machina hating tary until they’ve beaten him up and gotten a tearful confession of daddy issues out of him is SO on brand oh my g o d

[grogblogging]

vox machina immediately taking tary out back and hazing him while matt giggles and says ‘this is pretty fucked up you guys’ im sdfkgjh

[grogblogging]

grog: uh, what was your name again?

taryon: my friends call me tary, jumbo!

grog: tary jumbo, got it

taryon: no, i’m tary, you’re jumbo

grog: jumbo. i’m-- tary...

grog: uh

[grogblogging]

tary calling vax ‘L.E.B’ (little elf boy) walked so nott calling caleb ‘lebby’ could run

[grogblogging]

Its honestly the funniest how they all go into the hazing v committed to Fuck Tary Up and then vax does like 80 points of damage and basically no one does anything major after that because they feel so bad for him they start trying to help him

sdgkjh the next round of combat is just no one doing anything except vaxleth who both heal tary

vax dumps ALL his points of lay on hands into tary, which correct me if i’m wrong but i don’t think he’s EVER done for anyone before sdkgjh

meanwhile tary just ugly sobs and panics like the icon he is