#20thcenturyfry

[givemefreeshit]

do you know how to make lazers

well.... Yeah? why?

[officer-sanchez]

@20thcenturyfry

Oh, um. Hey. Thanks for following. Rick Sanchez K-9. Or Cop. I’m... no longer currently a cop. I quit/got fired/one of the two. It’s a complicated situation. Just... figured you should know I’m a cop so you can respond as you see fit.

It’s uh, nice to meet you. How’ve... things been going? If I can ask. It’s, uh, cool if not. Otherwise I just hope you have a good rest of your night(?), kiddo.

[perpetual-jive]

@20thcenturyfry

hey man, good morning. sorry for the wait, i was a little uh, busy last night. i’m uh, dc. or rick. dc’s just fine though. what’s up, how’s your day goin’?

[mcnkey-wrench]

@20thcenturyfry Uh, hi! You’re... Fry, right? I think I’ve heard the Ricks talk about you a little bit. Nothing bad! ...well, except that Cop mentioned that you didn’t know what et cetera meant, but-- uh.  Er, sorry.

Just! Hi! I’m Morty Smith, C-137. Just uh, just Morty is fine. I don’t have a nickname yet. How’s uh, how’s your day going?

[nepeta-leijon]

#u find it empty#u look cool i haven't seen your race before

damn if your thermal hull is empty id be a bit disappointed but thats ok!

and hello, yes im a troll furrom alternia were sort of common around this webstie :33

[psychcsexual]

@20thcenturyfry replied to your post: GOT MY WALLS WRECKED. 

oh no!

WHY CAN’T YOU BE HAPPY FOR ME. 

[the-smallest-invader]

[[ @20thcenturyfry​ ]]

“You there, orange-headed dirt monkey! Come to ZIM. I require you to be my work-slave.”

[bendorama-blog]

continued | @20thcenturyfry

“You’re wantin’ to play an instrument?” That just went to show how much he really listened.

“They’re only cool if ya know how to use ‘em. S’always been that way, pal. Like ME. It’s just like playin’ the banjo! Mostly. So why d’ya suddenly wanna play guitar? You goin’ through one of those mid-life crisis things humans have? Or is it too early for that.”