Entry #41
Day 118, and I’m 21 feet tall now. I got one of my new servants to measure me, she’s so helpful. But she’s a little hard to see, since she’s not even up to my knee anymore. I really have to watch out where I walk.
My ass is getting so big I’m just waiting for an excuse to crush something under it. Hopefully one of the farmers will try and drive away, and I can sit on the car.















