✆ { MORNING TEXT }[ sms ↳ Satan ] I know it’s too early for a meeting.[ sms ↳ Satan ] But isn’t it better than late night ones?[ sms ↳ Satan ] Because we get to have coffee and pancakes.[ sms ↳ Satan ] Do you like pancakes?[ sms ↳ Satan ] I’m gonna murder you if you say no.[ sms ↳ Satan ] I MEAN IT.
✉ { WASN’T SENT }[ sms ↳ Satan ] Strictly business.[ sms ↳ Satan ] Let’s not mix business with pleasure.. like last time.[ sms ↳ Satan ] MYGOD[ sms ↳ Satan ] CAN I JUST SAY THAT THING YOU DO WITH YOUR TONGUE[ sms ↳ Satan ] WAS JUST HEAVEN[ sms ↳ Satan ] but u can go to hell instead⁇ { DRUNK TEXT }[ sms ↳ Satan ] WEhRE r u[ sms ↳ Satan ] hEY[ sms ↳ Satan ] DONT teLL mE u diTched Me fr[ sms ↳ Satan ] thTa baArtenderR wHo was eyEing u[ sms ↳ Satan ] fku SAtan[ sms ↳ Satan ] gET bACk heRe oR jim DAnCIyg✿ { SUGGESTIVE TEXT }[ sms ↳ Satan ] 5 minutes. I’m coming.[ sms ↳ Satan ] If you do your work well, we’ll both be screaming that later.[ sms ↳ Satan ] We’re supposed to be enemies. Geez..[ sms ↳ Satan ] But I guess we can fight in bed..[ sms ↳ Satan ] Naked.[ sms ↳ Satan ] Well now I’m horny.ø { LATE NIGHT TEXT }[ sms ↳ Satan ] If you weren’t the embodiment of Satan, we could’ve been friends.[ sms ↳ Satan ] I hope you try being less of an asshole.[ sms ↳ Satan ] I’d take a chance on being your friend.[ sms ↳ Satan ] I mean it.[ sms ↳ Satan ] Unlike you, I have faith in humanity.[ sms ↳ Satan ] Even though, I’m not sure if you’re human at all.✘ { HATEFUL TEXT }[ sms ↳ Satan ] Ahhh, so you have the guts to tell everyone we slept together.[ sms ↳ Satan ] But don’t have the guts to apologize to me?[ sms ↳ Satan ] You make me sick.[ sms ↳ Satan ] At one point in your life you’ll realize that you’re all alone.[ sms ↳ Satan ] FUCK YOU, KIM JONGIN[ sms ↳ Satan ] THE DEAL IS OFF.[ sms ↳ Satan ] GO ENJOY YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!!!
