Feb 3, 2014
When Tiff tries to ask me a simple question:
Tiff: Do you do rides?
Me: Do I what?
Tiff: Do rides.
Me: Do I what rides?
Tiff: DO THEM?
Me: Like in the butt?
Tiff: No, like...
Me: Like cocaine?
Tiff: Yes.
Me: Like heroine?
Tiff: YES WOULD YOU RIDE THEM?
Me: Like camels?
Tiff: What? No, if I said, "Would you go to a theme park with me?" would you say-
Me: I would ask if there is an arcade.
Tiff: NO. Would you say either, "Yes!" or "No, I don't like rides"
Me: Is there just a simple "No" option?
Tiff: WOULD YOU GO ON, LIKE, THE SUPERMAN ESCAPE?
Me: Well, I went on it for the first time last year so, yeah I'd do that.
Tiff: So you like rides?
Me: I like The Superman Escape.