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[deterministpalindrome]

@trolljacksparrow replied to your post: my entiire da2h ii2 2uddenly ampora

poses dramatically

nd ii hate two break iit two you but you are al2o an ampora

[braiined-blog]

ii cant beliieve kk2 u2iing tumblr two be overdramatiic who would have gue22ed.

[wwiznerd]

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they forgivve wway too easily if you ask me

like sure holdin grudges is supposed to be unhealthy but ONE cant hurt right like holy shit

[princehxneybee]

your rant is 90 percent of the reasons why I barely roleplay Karkat anymore. As in, people are being shit to me when I roleplay him 1) rude 2) not a shy baby uke awaiting to get fucked onto oblivion 3) stressed about his blood color. You don't know how many time I got dc'd on because OMG KARKAT IS NOT ONLY A MUTANT JFC no he's not only a mutant but he sure as fuck won't show you his scarlet bulge like it's nothing you piece of shit. >:V (sorry for the rant)

i honestly dont know which way to take this so i literally dont have a response sorry

[zeverity]

I mostly, if only roleplay trolls, but I'm decent at Captors /shocking im writing from a captor rp blog-gasp-/ Vantas, Amporas and Makaras. I'd rp with you if any of those characters interest you. I don't mind who tops or bottom, why don't we let the rp decide? rolls-human. All of the weird ships as long as you can write and don't mind my grammatical mistakes. ( I am french). But it's cool if you mind and I'll just silently wish that we cross each other on Cherubplay and let me surprise you B)

Oh man. I honestly fear setting up RPs because I have an intense fear that I’ll get writers block and not know how to respond and I don’t want to do that to anyone so I prefer my rping stays anonymous. But yes, I’m silently crossing my fingers over here too because I bet you’re a wonderful RPer 

[zeverity]

I have some prompts I reposted a few times but finally gave up on because people a) don't match my length b) bring a topic I was NOT wanting in the roleplay. For exemple my prompts where I intend to bottom and the other roleplayer just assume I am looking for coercion and abuse when I am not. :| Or my top prompt where people assume I'm going to cater to their uke baby yaoi needs. But I think it should be expected from a site where there's mostly minors. Who do you rp as?

GOD RIGHT. Looking for someone to match length has to be the most FRUSTRATING thing. Like. If I write 6 fucking paragraphs and someone responds with four lines I die inside. I can literally feel stomach ulcers forming. And I die a little each time. One day it’s going to happen and I’m just going to fall out of my seat and drop dead. What happened doctor? Well you see sir, your child has been processing a dangerous amount of bullshit. 

Incredible. 

BUT YEAH, there’s that too. Like. If I ask in the ooc to talk to me about kinks that want to be included. Fucking ask me before you try and bully my character into doing the horizontal tango. Don’t get me wrong, in certain scenarios if I sPECIFY that’s what I’m looking for. Cool. Great. Awesome. But springing it on me is a great way to get me to disconnect. 

I’d go on a rant about the minors and all the uncomfortable positions I’ve been put in; but I’ll spare you another rant. 

The characters I play from most to least common are Roxy, Dave, Jade, Terezi, Beta!Mom, Bro, John, Alpha!Bro, Dirk, and Cronus. I’m guilty of RPing the occasional genderbend; but I believe they can be done tastefully. And it’s almost always for the purpose of Fem!Stridercest. 

[zeverity]

The struggle is real. I do post subs and doms prompt depending on the mood I'm in since I'm a switch and I can't say I've ever waited more than a few minutes for one of my prompts to be taken. Maybe someday we'll rp together and I will offer you a real sub experience. Good luck !

Oh god that would be so fucking dandy. And oh man, I have the same experience though. Like. I’ve written a few “dom” prompts and it’s almost HILARIOUS how quickly they get taken. But I’m a picky bastard and I wind up having to repost like 20 times before I get a decent reply.

[zeverity]

I know your pain. I tried to give them a chance at first too, those famous '' dom '' prompts but seriously, only bad sub write this in their ooc so I don't take them anymore. Good subs shouldn't have to write this, they need to sell themselves as good baits after all.

But all the good subs always get taken before I can get to them. Either that or they request characters/kinks that I don’t play. ~The struggle~.