#2p headcanons

[2pnyosrightsandwrongs]

I request platonic yandere headcanons of Olivia, Peggy, and Mitzi.

Take as long as you need i just want some infosssss

Sparks

OH MY GOD—and you choose these girls? you choose them?

Alright so lets begin:

Mitzi is a total cutie on the inside. Her appearance might be a little gruff and tough but she’s about as sugary as a marshmallow. Honestly, the main way you two would become friends with 100% be because you like her hobbies as much as she does. She’s easily influenced too and deeply admires anybody and anyone that shows a modicum of respect to her. So your friendship is already kind of starting off on a sweeter note then any of her other ones.

Now her as a yandere is a fun one because she’s actually a protective yandere and a best friend in the best and worse sense:

Best aspects:

-Mitzi always has your hangouts and days planned when you guys hang! The schedule won’t be strict, but it’s very clean and flexible, especially if you had a hard work day.

-Mitzi has a very deep curiosity about her friends and whether she means to or not, she tends to mirror them in a way. So she’ll always have an emotional connection to any hang outs you two share together.

-Mitzi is also very accepting of other people so she’s willing to be your friend no matter what. She will literally always have your back no matter what too.

-When it comes to her more protective nature, this also applies to arguments and altercations that you end up being in. She’s always prepared to jump in.

-Another matter connected to her protective attributes would come to being somewhat respectful of your boundaries. You’re kind of the first friend she’s had in a long time and she doesn’t wanna lose you.

Worst aspects:

-Mitzi unfortunately hangs out with Luciana and Akane. Meaning that if you yell at her, she’ll actually completely collapse on herself. Their whole friendship entirely depends on Mitzi being as nice as possible to them, so if you ever got mad at her. She will message you over and over and tell you how sorry she is. It will become very annoying.

-The extent of which she will have your back will effect your mental state. She is unfortunately the toxic positivity friend, and when you have someone who’s constantly hyping you up, you kinda get lost in your own head.

-When it comes to causing any death, she would never go after your friends. She values them more than she’d like to say because she likes having people around. But given her more protective side, don’t be surprised how far she’ll go to be a vigilante about it.

-Since she’s easily influenced, expect her to crash out if people keep telling her alternate pieces of information about you or have alternate opinions. These crash outs aren’t horrendous, but she wouldn’t want you to leave her alone for a few days.

-Remember, she used to be a vigilante. Meaning she was deeply involved with a lot of governments and wasn’t above backstabbing them. Given her toxic positivity, if you have ever committed a murder, you’re now tied to her as your best friend forever because she will help you out for better or worse. And that’s assuming that she didn’t do it.

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Olivia, as we unfortunately know, is deeply unstable. She’s a big pink mess under all of that cute stuff. She’s 25 years old and still wears pigtails. The signs are already there. I think you two would mostly be friends because you managed to stumble upon her business and started complementing her and giving her a ton of positive reinforcement. 

Friendships with her start off as very sweet. But I think you would be wondering the entire time if you two are even friends. If Olivia is the first one to consider the possibility that she is in a friendship with somebody that isn’t directly related to her, she would be a delusional and possessive yandere. So you got two for one!

Best Aspects:

-She’s always open with her emotions with you. Contrary to popular belief she’s more opinionated than she lets on.

-After years of not being a very good big sister and not great parental figure, she has mostly learned the importance of patience. So she’s always patient when you guys hang out with each other.

- When you two do hang out, she keeps savoring every moment. She does fear you’ll become tired of her eventually.

-Anytime that you guys hang out it will most likely be in a place that is more traditionally quiet and ladylike. She does wanna keep you all to herself though, so no invitations for others.

-Due to her intense fear of losing a friend, she refuses to allow you to hang out with any of her family members, allies, or friends. If you found out about her when they make fun of her, you would probably leave her forever and you’re probably the only friend she’s had in a long time.

-She is extremely possessive over your attention so if it ever comes up, she will probably get you a lot of gifts.

-She does want you to dress similarly to her when you hang out because she thinks it’s cute to be a matching set. She actually premade the outfit for you…yeah. I’m aware that sounds psychotic.

-She wouldn’t kill anyone. She would just threaten to attack them with a cake slicer.

Worst aspects:

-It is a really sharp cake slicer. Whether she knows it or not she comes off is more scary than she intends to be so if you ever ask about it, she’s gonna start pointing at you with it not realizing she looks like she’s gonna stab you.

-If you ever managed to talk to her about any of her particular delusions of failure, you will go down a rabbit hole of very vague statements because she’s never entirely honest. The delusions will get worse and you’re gonna have to calm her down.

-Like I said, you guys probably became friends in a really closed space. So she’s already going to assume you guys are friends after the first two meetings.

-While Olivia wants you to have a partner, she is prone to being jealous that her friends want the partner more than they want to hang out with her. Whenever you and your partner are in the same room as her, her eyes look a little bit moist.

-Intense crybaby, it is how she has gotten things done for about centuries. If you ever yell at her about it and tell her she’s a grown woman? The water works will come on. The worst thing is she she’s not even being manipulative. She’ll start deluding herself into thinking she is.

-Despite the fact she’s very clearly delusional and possessive, she does seem to legitimately want the best for you. But she’s really ignorant to everything around her. Give her patience. Assuming you want to continue this friendship with her. If not, I would recommend actually finding a way to hang out with and talk to her sisters. Just don’t let her find that out.

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Peggy

Oh Peggy, what isn’t wrong with you? She was raised by Olivia for a majority of her life. She is generally psychotic, calculating, obsessive, and lonely. Her friends and sisters can’t hang out with her and she’s desperate for any friend that is not her pet bear.

If you do manage to be friends, it probably came from either one of her thousands of jobs in the Canadian government and the amount of times you’re gonna see her throughout the day. Honestly, the only other way I could see you guys hanging out with each other is by reading romance novels together she’ll read most of them if not all of them with you in a span of a day. She would unfortunately be an obsessive yandere.

Best aspects:

-You guys probably read really bad romance books together. She’s fine with you making fun of them sometimes.

-Since she has so many jobs she can make time for you to hang out and actually give you things for free once in a while.

-She will literally let you pet her bear. Kumari is a victim of her antics and is very open with the bear about her problems. So the bear also appreciates your company. She’s lonely too.

-She is a rather patriotic Canadian. So she actually has every movie that has been made in Canada or is about Canada in the past 60 years available in her home. It is gonna be a crazy movie night and you are about to see what’s psychologically wrong with her. It’ll be a very fun event for both of you.

-She is a great person to bring to the club. Due to all the extra money that she has from her several thousand jobs you guys are gonna have a shopping spree. Then drinks are on her.

-She might have a fixation on miniskirts, but she does have a weirdly, good fashion sense. Olivia has rubbed off on her in a way. She has your outfits planned.

-She will teach you how to use a grenade. And several other weapons.

Worst aspects:

-She is kind of one of those creepy people that thinks that she knows you more than you know yourself. At some point you think that she’s actually studying you.

-If something makes her look cool, she will try to make you look cool like her. This also senses to bad behavior.

-She has a pettiness streak, if she has hung out with you long enough. She will say something that’ll bother you that is purposely there to hurt your feelings.

-She will get very upset if you don’t eventually visit her at one of her jobs. Given that she’s petty, she will hold it over your head. And even purposefully cancel one of her days to her job if you change your mind. So that way you could be alone like she was.

-At some point, you will be a witness to Peggy throwing a bomb at somebody. She might have done it on purpose too. If the person dies or not depends if you’re there to witness it.

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God they sound fucking terrifying. I would be best friends with Mitzi though.

Artist credit is already in one of the images the other two I have no idea. I only have like one link.

[my2phetaliaheadcanons]

I don’t know if I wrote this on here, a little bit sexy- a little bit spicy, but for the allies- what’s their favorite body part of a woman? Or part in general. In a sexy way, not in a terrible way. Although if Oliver, Or Armando have ulterior reasons I wouldn’t be surprised

A little spicy is ok, and this ask fits that perfectly!

I will say, this blog is like eating store made spicy salsa or mid-level spicy wings. But I'll be honest, I won't be writing things that make you want to chug the milk. *teehee*

And you can have Spain for free since he's technically with the Axis...

America: Legs. He loves a good set of legs. Strong or soft, he's lovin' 'em. And boobs, lets be honest, hes a bit pervy.

England: Belly, this one is mixed. One, the dark part it's where the body has the most marbling in the meat. The other hand, it's a nice place to rest his arms when he hugs them from behind.

Canada: Butt and thighs. He likes to run his hands up and down them as they squish.

France: Boobs. He's basic like that, and they're like free stress balls.

Russia: Hands. In his cold land, its a good way to get a good vibe on the kind of woman he's meeting. He has two favorites. The first is the super soft and delicate ones, the ones that show a woman is being taken well care of. The other are the rough and damaged ones, its like finding a stray puppy, a woman he could catch and take care of... and the proof would be her pretty nails.

China: Anything and everything... JK, this man's preferences change every so often due to living for so long and depending on how trends focus on different things, but! He does love a soft face. Especially is you pair that with doe eyes and a cute pout.

Spain: Love handles, just because he likes how he can pull and push on it. Aka he can man handle you.

[1p2p-heta-imagines]

What are the 2p Axis' favorite songs/music genre? (if you have any in mind for what they'd listen to)

2p N. Italy doesn't care what the genre is as long as it sounds good. Classic, metal, pop, rock, musicals - his musical taste is among the more diverse options. He’s that person who says he listens to everything and means it.

2p S. Italy listens to a lot of love songs (both happy and sad/heartbreaking): Jeff Buckley, Eros Ramazzotti, Frank Sinatra, Stevie Wonder. He doesn’t really follow specific artists, if he finds a song then he’s happy.

2p Germany is a rock/metal fan: OOMPH!, Eisbrecher, Die Ärtze, Hämatom, etc. I think a favourite song would be Alte Liebe rostet nicht by Hämaton or Mein Schatz by OOMPH!

2p Japan is leaning more towards a vkei fan, in my mind: Malice Mizer, Jiluka, the gazettE, DADAROMA, etc. For favourite song, I think it’d be either Strange Rabbit by Lyrica or Horror by XAAXAA.

[little-yandere-ish-blog]

2p allies (or just Canada because I mostly just want him) with a s/o that's usually happy and normal but sometimes just gets depressed and shuts down. (Hetalia fanfics are the only thing keeping me from using ai bc it was honestly a bad addiction)

Hey! sorry this took so long to write but I can 100 percent do 2p! Canada! These are regular headcanons not yandere or anything of that sort.

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Mathieu is extremely perceptive and would notice your swings and it'll definitely bother him, he wont try to be too confrontational with it but he will intervene and help in his own ways!

He will respect your space but he won't leave you alone he will keep himself busy while he is next to you but if he will be more hands on if you need him to be he would hold you if you needed/wanted it. He doesn't want you alone he wants you to know he is there for you when you need him.

He will cook you your favorite meals or make you coffee or tea and allow you to sit with your feelings, If you want to talk about it he is there to listen and just soak it up with you. He isn't too much for verbal comforting but he loves to show you he is there and he loves you.

You don't need to pretend around him, he won't lecture you or force you to get up and "shake" off the feelings he will put on your favorite movie or show.

Even retrieve your headphones so you can listen to music and draw or write or whatever you want to do in that moment.

Your vulnerability he will guard with his life.

[hetalia-angel]

Hey kiddo! Give us some friendship y!n with 2p allies content! As in what would it take for somebody to manage to be their friend

a/n: Hi, I know it’s been a long time since I last posted, but I really think that I’m gonna get back into the habit of posting. Not trynna prove the Ao3 curse but I’ve had a rough few years… but let’s get into it!!! Also I’m gonna omit China and Russia from this post because I don’t feel like writing for them rn.

Friendship with the 2p Allies

-France-

Francois values someone who always welcomes him back with open arms. His life is anything but consistent, so having someone who’s always there helps him to feel more in control.

He is naturally skeptical of all people so for Y/N to earn his trust would be nothing short of a miracle. Francois has long found himself creating a habit of isolating himself from others. To him, it’s a guaranteed way of avoiding the hurt and loss that most friendships bring.

This self-isolation would mean that Y/N would have to take the first steps in the creation of their friendship. Francois would be annoyed at first and think of Y/N as a pest that he can’t seem to shake. However, he would definitely grow to enjoy Y/N’s company as one of the few people he allows in.

He’d never admit to it, but he enjoys having someone to converse with about anything from philosophy to new TV shows. After spending so much time alone, it’s nice to have someone who he can be himself around.

A friendship with Francois would consist of late night calls, him stopping by unannounced, and overstaying his welcome on your couch.

Francois is no stranger to addiction, and whenever he finds himself hitting rock bottom again, he turns to Y/N. Even those who he regards as his closest friends, usually turn their backs on him while he’s at his lowest, however, with Y/N it’s different. He appreciates being able to turn to someone and be vulnerable without fear of losing them.

Downside: He can sometimes use his friendship with Y/N as a crutch. In addition, Y/N has to be able to manage Francois knocking at their door at 2am drunk as hell.

-Canada-

Matt values someone who’s genuinely kind and understanding. He doesn’t care for plastered smiles, endless small talk, and staged friendliness, however, he does value people who go out of their way to do the right thing and strive to make the world a better place. Matt is real rough around the edges, but he has a heart of gold.

Similarly to Francois, Matt is a very isolated man, however, his isolation isn’t intentional just a result of living in the middle of nowhere. He’s open to making new friends, but he’s highly selective over who he actually lets into his life.

It would help if Y/N shared similar interests with him such as hockey, wildlife, hiking, etc. Even if they don’t have any big interests in common, I can still see him maintaining a friendship with Y/N. As long as Y/N head is in the right place, Matt will probably still keep them around.

He quickly finds himself protective over those who have an almost naive(?) quality to them. Like people who have a sense of childlike wonder and empathy, but are vulnerable to being manipulated by others.

Y/N’s friendship with Matt would include spending game nights glued to his couch watching hockey, him spontaneously springing hikes on you, and one sided conversations.

I can also see him as being one of those friends that you don’t talk to a lot but still send reels to on the daily.

-America-

Allen needs someone who can put up with his bullshit. He values someone with a sense of humor and an open schedule. He’s not picky about whether Y/N is an introvert or an extrovert. Like Y/N doesn’t like talking that much? Cool Allen can talk enough for two anyways! Oh wait Y/N is a yapper? Sweet, they can both talk over each other in a jumbled yap session!

Allen likes a friend who he can act juvenile with and bring on random side quests. He wants someone that every mundane task is fun with, and it helps if Y/N has lots of free time for spontaneous outings. It also helps if Y/N has some sense to talk Allen out of his more “eccentric” ideas…

He’s a huge film nerd and will force Y/N to watch movies with him every weekend. Allen can also be very clingy so expect to be cuddled during those movies.

Y/N’s friendship with Allen would be one that’s full of adventure, cuddling with him, and reckless driving.

-England-

Oliver misses having his family around, and most of all misses the chaos of having children. He would value a friend who he can coddle and treat as his “redemption” child.

It’s known that he can be quite stubborn, but even he realizes that he wasn’t the best parent/brother to those that he raised. So Y/N having a child-like sense to them would be quite appealing to him.

Oliver would definitely spoil Y/N with sweets and gifts on the regular. Gift giving is Ollie’s love language for sure.

Y/N should expect him to send them cringy reels about their friendship, constantly. It’s not his fault that he’s way too emotionally attached!!! Also, Y/N is never gonna go hungry again because Oliver has made them his new taste tester. Tummy aches from raw batter and tooth aches from the sugar are to be expected.

Oliver is gonna constantly invite Y/N over for various events. Attendance at his dinner parties, tea parties, book clubs, and game nights are non-negotiable, and whenever Y/N tried to leave at the end of the night, Oliver will be there to guilt trip them into staying even longer. When Y/N finally has to leave, he’ll allow them, begrudgingly…

[1p2p-heta-suggestives]

2p’s preference on creamers or squirters?

(You didn’t specify which 2ps so I just did the main 10, feel free to send in another ask if you’d like to see anyone specific 🖤)

Creamers:

• 2p S. Italy

• 2p France

• 2p Russia

Squirters:

• 2p Germany

• 2p Japan

• 2p England

• 2p China

No preference/doesn’t care:

• 2p N. Italy

• 2p America

• 2p Canada

[headingalaxys-spicy]

I don't know if you're ask box is currently open, I couldn't really tell but I really like your yandere alpha asks and I was wondering if you could do either 2p England or 1p America, please 🥺

I think I did 1p America as an Alpha at one point so I’ll do 2p England also this post will be kinda spicy and mention gore because ya know it’s OLIVER. So read at your own risk.

⭐️🌟⭐️🌟 Enjoy🌟⭐️🌟⭐️

He eats Betas because to him they’re a versatile meat he can use when he cooks. Their blood is reserved for his teas, cakes, and soup thickener / base. He refrains from eating Omegas since the poor weak things already have a difficult time within society. They’re lower class and depending on that and the range of skills they have, looks, birth are just a few factors that contribute to one’s overall quality of life. Plus Oliver an Omegas blood is only tasty if it’s someone he’s bonded to. He will only hunt down an Alpha if he’s assigned to do so by his boss.

He’s 100% will control how his S/O will look at all times. He’s got coordinated couples outfits: sleepwear, tea-party, casual walk in the park, you name it he has an outfit for it. And yes, you better believe that it’s pink with maybe a few blue pieces here and there.

You have to be able to maneuver yourself through a ground caked in glass shards, discarded needles, and murder weapons most of which a pills or knives. What I mean by this is you have to be able to read his mood shifts. It can help you formulate sentences that won’t leave you chained to a wall or a chair for an evening. One way to see his mood shifts is that his eyes will flicker with colors. But if they turn blood red or they’re simultaneously blue and pink… that's the sign to RUN. Other colors along with the intensity and duration are other things you’d want to look out for. It aids you in dictating the severity of how he took what you said or did . So plan accordingly when you speak to him. It’s like trying to navigate a rabid mind field .

It take him about a month of obsessing over you for him to finally make his feelings known to you. He’ll intentionally sit next to you at meetings, just happen to be at the same brunch spot as you, and know exactly what to bring when it comes to your beverage you’d want from the local coffee shop. But be warned that the coffee he brings you has low dosage magic pills he’s concocted. They make you think of him more often and even have lucid dreams with him. It’s one that he will harvest for future dreams he can savor in his spare time before you decides to ensnare you. Not to mention that your psyche is no longer safe and will belong to him.

It’s 1000% too late when pastel sugary treats appear at your place of work and implores you to have tea with him. It will instruct that you wear the outfit that has been provided date and time plus he even arranges for a ride to come and fetch you on the day of. Depending on if you say yes or no to this will dictate how he treats you from there.

If you say yes

Things will be easier in the beginning. Oliver will be the kindest alpha to you albeit the staring he does at you is off putting when you go on your first date with him. “Oh poppet you’re simply just too cute not to stare at!”

He already formulated a magical contract if you seem hesitant to continue to move forward with a relationship with him. Oliver will do his best to highlight only the positives that you’ll benefit from if you become his. Things like never having to cook, spill some of his magical secrets to you and raising your overall socioeconomic status. You’ll want for nothing more. The catch will be that your freedom to do anything without him or one of his trusted magical beings hovering over you 24/7. The spells he offers are all superficial illusions and other basic things like levitation of small items etc. (Oliver is smart enough to know to not teach you anything that could give you ideas about escape or leaving him)

If you say no

You’ll be relieved when you find that he decides to be absent for a few weeks after you reject him. But that is only the calm before the storm because Oliver is PISSED that you’d dare to reject him. He’s been at home prepping a perfume that has his musk and a potion that was designed just for you. He crafts a bottle that is beautiful and can draw any eye in and masks it as one of your own bottles. Both his musk and the potion together make a poignant concoction. You will put it on the following day after it’s completion and you’ll be unaware of what’s happened to you once it hits your nostrils. You’ll be knocked out instantly. Oliver’s friends from the darkness will drag you right to him and you’ll be slapped right into having a tense conversation with him on how dare you deny him what he deserves. Oliver’s teeth will be showcased a lot through it. He wants to mark you with his hungry teeth so no one can tell him that you don’t belong to him.

He’s also going to be putting a ton of aphrodisiacs in all of what you’ll consume that night. Right down to the water you drink. You’re going to be horny out of your mind so much so that Oliver won’t be able to handle it either and he will also have to drug himself in order to keep up although he’s amazed that you are able to milk him dry. It’s highly likely he will form a knot with you on the first night.

During Rut

Oh god he’s frantic as hell and kinda helpless when he’s in rut. He will dote on you and be subtle (kinda … not really) about how much he needs tender loving. Oliver will do things he thinks are sexy but it’s either wow that’s creepy or pfffffft please calm down.

Examples:

The slightest bits of affection in terms of physical touch will make him orgasm.

When he cuddles you on the couch, you touch your foot to his under the table at tea, or if he does something as simple as kissing your hand. His face is red, he’s totally holding back a guttural moan, and his pants are tighter than they should be. So he either is trying to have sex with you for longer periods or he’s running around like a confused bat out of hell who doesn’t know what do do when they have a crush and a majorly excited. Or on the very rare occasion he’ll lock himself in his study with some suppressants and wait it out.

He’ll want to stare at you for a good 20 minutes or so before he has his way with you. Sometimes he does this while playing with a knife or making a new brew.

Or he will draw out some of your blood and he will have you watch him make a special tea with it. This according to him helps him last long while he rams himself into you.

He can be cute when he preps an entire spread of sweets for you to try (some may or may not have a poor unfortunate soul within them.) as a sweet yet intimate way to get you into bed. This normally only happens at night when the moon is full and completed with saccharine candles that put your mind at ease.

[adelheidsideblog]

Do the 2P Axis act the same with as their 1P’s with high libido lovers or completely differently?

So, admittedly, I don’t know as much about (most) of the 2ps, so bear with me.

Germany:

- Like his 1p, I think sex is his stress relief

- He has more of a sub energy though, but seems like a vers. Ultimately if you’re bossy enough (and let him cum) I think he’ll do whatever you want.

- I could see him being into quickies where his partner gets off but he doesn’t (orgasm denial?)

- He’s also more open to public sex than his counterpart and will get frisky anywhere there isn’t kids around

- Ultimately a good match for someone with a high libido

Veneziano:

- I definitely think he’s similar to his 1p but I don’t see him receiving penetration

- I also see him bottoming less often

- Also is very into public sex but particularly in places he’s likely to get caught at (not church though. He can’t get a boner in such a holy place)

- Will overstimulate his partner to tears

- I actually think he has a lower libido but hates the idea of his partner masturbating without him so he’s more willing to get them off

- Anti-quickie unless he’s drunk

- He likes feeling needed (he would never admit that though)

- Overall I think he would do okay

Japan:

- Definitely has a higher libido than his 1p

- Has slept around a lot because of it

- He’s into edging/denial to make sessions longer

- To a lesser extent is also into overstimulation

- He likes to make you beg for it

- It takes him a long time to cum because of medication he takes

Prussia:

- I actually think he’s a sex repulsed asexual (1p Prussia is not sex repulsed but is on the asexual spectrum)

Romano:

- 2p Romano is very needy and his love language is physical touch, meaning he also has a high libido

- It doesn’t take him long to cum but he can go for multiple rounds

- I don’t see him as a top, or a dom

- For the most part, he lets his partner do whatever they want to him. He doesn’t really care so long as he gets to cum.

- With that being said he’s great at giving head

- Also an exhibitionist. He’s willing to have sex in shockingly public places too (he has had sex in a church)