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Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

#i was outside in 35 degree weather today. awful experience.#chatdaw

Package containing three reusable silicone lids for preserving supermarket hummus, which cost very little and which I honestly don’t give a fig about: we’ve posted your parcel. (we’ve posted your parcel.) your parcel is posted. Your parcel is posted. Your parcel is moving. Tracking number for your parcel. Your parcel is being hand-carried to the depot by a courier named GREG. Your parcel is nestled gently at the DEPOT. Your parcel has been fed and watered and given a comfort break. Your parcel’s overnight nurse is named DILYS. She has twelve years of experience and a qualification. She reports YOUR PARCEL is DOING WELL. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Your courier is named MERVYN and he is an AQUARIUS. your parcel is due at 12:13. We apologise. Your parcel is due at 12:17. This is due to MERVYN encountering ROADWORKS. Your parcel is circling. MERVYN is on your street. MERVYN IS HERE. Here is a photo of your feet with the parcel. Your parcel ARRIVED. how did you like MERVYN. Was he okay. Would you use him again. Would you trust Dilys to safeguard the following: a glass case containing a crystal gem / a balloon / a bucket of water. Your parcel was four minutes late. We’ll email you forever now. Do you like this

Package containing fragile and valuable birthday present to myself, anxiously awaited: due date of FUCKOFF Posted NEVER 💅

#mind you the present to myself is a £35 Breyer horse but I want him very badly #and it’s an eBay auction. do they know how to pack him? where is he???#it’s the Cedric Showjumper model so a delicate pose with three feet off the ground and a delicate fleabitten finish.#where is he??? when will Cedric come home from the war #my father in law’s middle name is MERVYN and I adore it but nobody would allow me to use it for the children. so I can only sigh sadly at it #and rotate it and - oh my god! I should name the horse MERVYN #we both had some BANGER names in our family trees but they were so magnificent that people would have thought we were doing a bit.#MERVYN is certainly the rarest and most powerful. too powerful for modern times. c’est la vie.#definitely one of the top ten baby names I sadly and sensibly put on the shelf.#I was like ‘but dr glass’s dad don’t you LIKE it?’ and he was like. ‘well: no.’#‘aren’t you sad about it dying out?’ and he gave me to understand that if it were in his power it would die entirely with him #if he could have also fully deleted Merlin and Marvin in the same breath he would have considered it a signal service to humanity #cmon. great name. bunter’s first name in the Lord Peter wimsey novels. cmon. you guys see it. you guys get me.

Reblog with your listening age according to Spotify

#35 and I’m offended #spotify wrapped

shane hollander, eight years old. paint me a picture.

... I don't know probably just having fun

#shane hollander #happy birthday shaneboo #this bug is 35 today #heated rivalry #heated rivalry fanart #hollanov fanart #ilya rozanov #myart #fanart #clip studio paint

Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

#i'm like 40% kidding #hmm #35%

Beast.

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#oh to be pomni right now... get me out of this 35 C summer heat #the amazing digital circus #tadc #buttonblossom #jesterdoll #pomni #ragatha #pomni x ragatha #pomni tadc #tadc pomni #ragatha tadc #tadc ragatha #cera art

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