#chatdaw

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Kung Pow Penising is now illegal

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went to an art exhibition and the artist was drawing a self-portrait dressed up as a dog and i wish this was my job so fucking bad

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finding a new food you like as a picky eater will have you feeling like the dril candles tweet

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durgetash... Compels me

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haunted by the fact the best joke I ever came up with was for a furry porn panel

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so my dad gave us one of his old xbox consoles for the flat that has access to his gamepass. scrolling through it when my flatmate finds a shitty looking MLP game with a trailer that is 240p at most. decide to install it for a laugh. after a DEAD SILENT loading screen, the game boots into a menu straight off a DVD from the 2000s. they create a save and press start. the game gets 2 seconds into the loading screen before the console shuts itself off. it takes five minutes to get it to turn back on, at which point it states the ventilation had failed. the console is upright and away from any walls. this happens Twice.

the world of ultimate gaming

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had to call my pet insurance company to update details and the person I spoke to said that both me and my cat should win an award for the best names of the year

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thinking about Clark and Mary's first conversation, where she states that he is alone. his quick "I'm not lonely," followed by her swift "I didn't say that. I said you are alone."

thinking about their last conversation, in Clark's corrupted house, surrounded by memories of other humans, sat around like a family. offering him no resistance because they aren't really people. they're empty. how readily he accepts it. how even at the end, the only thing that can hurt him is the twisted version of himself. his death is by his own hand. he was not lonely. but he was Alone.