Raph made a mistake
“This is… this is neither fair nor in any way shape or form acceptable!” the demon climbed over the sofa after him.
Raphael sighed: “I assure you, praying on people’s souls is neither fair nor acceptable either”
“Dude, it’s not even like that! So they sin a little, what gives! It’s more or less just the contact. It’s not much worse than sleeping with a human you’re not married to, we just get credit. You keeping me here and not sleeping with me is not fair!” A tail flicked from one side to the other, irritably.
“Well, you are still preying on them. And I’m not going to sleep with you”
“But you have summoned me! Who summons an incubus and binds them to oneself and doesn’t want to sleep with them?! You are the worst!” The demon was still stumbling behind.
And Raphael took a seat on his PC: “Well. You can very well go and sleep with someone else. I actually thought there was more of a… Faustian deal going on with you. But you are a sex obsessed entity. Which I don’t want to… put down, but I was seeking knowledge and not… you”
The pointy ears of his visitor pointed further backwards. And his brow furrowed: “You. Called me stupid. I am 3000 years old. I have enough knowledge to fill books! I am not a sex obsessed entity. It is merely my designation and the easiest to fulfil!”
“And I suppose you are very hungry right now” the demon was looking everywhere. And was nervous.
His tail twitched as well: “… I might have missed a few of my appointments. And that is even more a reason not to bind me to you!”
There were a few clicks from the PC and: “Well, I did. And if you are so knowledgeable, you can maybe tell me a few things… and I’ll tell you how ‘Tinder’ works. You’ll like it. I promise”
He bumped a curled horn into my shoulder, huffed and sat down.
None of the two would have a particularly easy time. But what happened, happened.