Could we get the Primis boys walking in on their drunk significant other please?
(Modern au ish, i haven’t written in forever and JESUS I AM RUSTY, im sorry in advance if it didn’t understand the prompt right)
Richtofen 2.0:
You had gotten a few bottles of wine as gifts from your co-workers for your engagement
You had already downed one and a half bottles by the time Edward got home
Prancing down the stairs you pelted him with kisses and ‘i love you’s
He was shocked, you usually aren’t so affectionate but hey, he wasn’t complaining
The entire evening you drowned him with compliments and hugs
after listening to a few records, making dinner, and waltzing in the kitchen you both fell asleep on the couch the wine making you sleepy
sleeping until the sun woke you, richtofen got alka-selzters and some coconut water to help soothe your hangover
Tank 2.0:
You and tank both decided to have a drinking contest
After losing the booze hit you like a train but tank still remained pretty intact
Really feeling it after the drinks you flushed, embarassed from your loss
you started crying the middle of the bar
like straight up wailing becaus you can’t handle your alcohol
tank tried to pacify you by telling you that you’ll win next time and that he is just faking being sober
and suprisingly that worked, you just hugged him and told him to get a taxi home so you can puke your brains out in the comfort of your own home
Takeo 2.0:
you both had reserved a table at a fancy restaurant and had decided to have a drink or two before dinner
whiskey is pretty concentrated but you didn’t know that so to impress him you chugged like six whole shots
You were already shit-faced and it wasn’t even 10 o’clock yet
this impressed tak a little but you had to call it an early evening because you threw up on the waiter’s shoes then tried to clean it up with make-up wipes and hand sanitizer and then were politely asked to leave
tak isn’t super great at taking care of people, so kinda just made sure when you got home you didn’t fall down the stairs and break your neck
to get some revenge for ruining your date the night before, he had enrolled the both of you in a 2k the next morning
boy you loved that
Nikolai 2.0:
he can handle his liquor
you can’t
you both had a fun night
he was composed and you followed him around at your boss’ house christmas party like a lost puppy
a few holiday drinks went right through you and you’d been stumbling around since you showed up just 20 mins earlier
he was amused but kept a close eye on you so you didn’t hurt yourself or try to back flip off the diving board into the pool
the party ended before you knew it and the whole time had been a blur
nikolai tried to convince you the next morning that you put on a santa costume and chased your boss’ dog around calling it rudolph












