May I have the 3below aliens reacting to (reader/someone) helping them out in intergrating into human customs only to find out the person was an alien in disguise themselves.
"Okay your gonna get yourselves caught probably arrested and then discovered for what you really are. I'm coming over after school to teach you human customs. Okay?" You states as you plop down in a seat in front of the two aliens calmly. They glance up at you confused.
"We're completely..." They start afraid you already knew their true identities.
"No. No you are not. Now just be prepared to learn." Walking away they wonder how you know and swallow nervously. Were you a good human or a bad one? Little did they know you were neither.
Walking in the door the Mothership knows who you are immediately.
"Please don't finish that. On this planet I am known as (Y/N)." You say smiling. Mother makes a humming sound.
"Welcome (Y/N)." She readresses you and you feel much better.
"Mothership." You state smiling. "Where are the Royalty twins?" You question looking around the very retro house.
Suddenly your tackled by Lugg. He growls at first but smelling you his tail wags happy. You smile headbomping him before you sit up.
"Lugg hi boi." You begin scratching behind his furry ears and rub his tummy. He barks happy rolling on his back for you. You smile knowing he recognizes you and nuzzle him happy. "Lugg Where are your owners?" You ask smiling. He barks and rolling over he gets up and dissapears before nudging Aja and Krel into the hallway.
"Lugg no we are supposed to be hiden until she leaves!" Krel shouts before looking up at you the 'human' in the house worried.
"I'm not leaving until I give you guys some human 101. So sit down and listen up. First order of things. Eating." You state remebering the scene they made in the cafeteria.
"We know how to eat." Aja says defensively as she glares at you.
"No you clearly don't. So let me help." You state. "Mother can you beam down some food so the twins can learn to eat how the natives eat?" You ask politely.
"How did you know about Mother?!" Krel demands.
"She greeted me when I walked in."
"What? They are a friend. Are they not?" Mother asks the two. "Listen they are here to help." Mother beams down a bowl of fruit, a vegtable spread, bread rolls with butter, some grilled steaks, mashed potatos, tacos, burritos, spagetti, some sandwiches, and a pot full of soup. She also beams down forks, spoons, bowls, plates, and knifes to eat the food with.
"Thankyou Mother. Now Krel. Aja. Pay attention." They seem nervous but seeing Lugg trust you and mother accept you as a friend they sit down curious.
"I still say we know how to eat." Aja says confidently as she watches your movements. Mother beams down a pitcher of juice and Aja gulps.
"Juice is for drinking not using on your hands. Food is to be eaten with what humans call utensils." You inform.
"We are human!" Krel defends.
"And Lugg is too." You state with a teasing smile. Krel swallows nervously and looks to Aja who shakes. You were on to them...
"Don't worry your secrets safe with me. That's why I'm trying to help you protect it." You state as you begin to set up the food to teach them how to eat basic human things properly. Giving a plate of spagetti to Aja she smiles relaxing. Food!
"I like these human lessons!" She digs her hands into the food and begins to eat.
"Aja no." You scold putting your head into your hands. You try to hand her a fork but she grabs a spoon.
"I use this instead right? Sorry!" She says as she begins using the spoon to eat which has varied results. You groan rolling your eyes but stop and take a deep breath. You needed to help them to keep all your identities a secret.
"Close." You state. You hand her a fork. She begins to use that instead. Making some progress you frown as Krel grabs a steak with his hands. "Krel you cut the steak with a knife then use your fork to stab the piece you cut off put that in your mouth than chew."
"How ridiculous." He states frowning but tries to do as you instruct.
"There you go Krel. That's good." You state with a smile okay they were gettings it.
"Alright you don't use your hands to eat. Not for messy foods. Toast. Burritos. Tacos. Sandwiches. Fruits. Most vegatbles. Those are hand foods. Foods you can hold in your hand while eating. Everything else you use a fork and knife or a spoon. On liquid food like soup and mushed up food like these mashed potatos you use a spoon. Really solid food like spaghetti or any kinds of meat you use a knife to cut and a fork to stab the food than you put the piece in your mouth and chew." The twins nod and begin to understand. Krel reaches for a banna and is about to shove that in his mouth.
"No!" You state. He stares confused. You peal the banana. "Some fruits like bananas and oranges you meed to take off their peels. Okay? You don't eat those parts." He nods and takes off the rest of the peal before eating the banana. "See you guys are getting it. I have to go but you should practice how to eat at home."
It's been a couple days and they've gotten better at fitting in. There eating habits are better. Aja no longer brings change to school. Krel never hugs Miss Janeth anymore. And both of them understand human vocabulary and their terms better. You pack up ready to leave after explaining common human sayings when Krel stops you.
"Wait (Y/N) before you go. We heard a human term." He says. "Can you explain it?"
"Shoot." You state curious. Krel looks alarmed and Aja points her gun at you. "No. No. No. Shoot is another human saying. It means tell me what your thinking. Shoot your thoughts." You state as the twins nod calming down.
"What is kissing?" Aja asks curious. Your entire face goes purple as you cover it with your hands. Swallowing you calm down.
"Ummm kissing is..." You think of how to quote it to the aliens that hadn't been on Earth long. "It's something... Odd that humans do."
"Is it a fighting technique?" Vex questions from the couch.
"No. No it's not that!" You say snickering.
"Kissing is when two people who like eachother want to show it. Humans gently put their lips together and the longer they hold them there the more meaningful it is. It can also be shared sometimes between good friends and family members." You explain putting on your backpack. "Why?"
"We are not on that level of friendship."
Krel pecks your lips making your eyes widen. "We are on the same level of ground. Is that how you do it?" He asks.
Aja comes over. "No brother they said longer for connection." Krel nods and before you can stop him he kisses you longer making your form flicker. Your eyes open wide glowing a bright green as your disguise fades away.
"Livley!" Aja shouts eyes bright blue as she makes her form turn off too.
"Your like us!" Krel shouts.
