#3ch04n631

[mechromancing]

"Happy Birthday! I hope all of your wishes come true!!"

Gaige let out a pleased squeal. This was her second birthday on Pandora and there was nothing more exciting than actually celebrating it. “Thank you!” she replied. “You’re gonna come to Moxxi’s and have cupcakes later, right? They’re gonna be purple!”

[mechromancing]

@3ch04n631 liked for a lil friendship!

“Bonjour, Angel.” Gaige greeted, practically skipping into the control core. “How’re you doing, this fine day? Because, personally, I’m in a fantastic mood. No reports of angelic accidents have made their way to the man upstairs! Booyah, am I right?”

[assassinatcd-blog]

/Hands you a white Zinnia and backs away slowly

A bouquet | @3ch04n631

ZINNIA: Fear

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borderlands questions;

6. An OTP? 

Oh man, I actually have so many? My original OTP would have been Maya/Krieg, haha. But I’m loving August/Sasha (/August/myCrackSh!ps, lol).

8. If you could meet your least favorite character, what would you tell them?

I have a few, but I guess when it comes down to it Handsome Jack would be my least favourite (shocking, I know). It’d tell him he’s a c*nt.

10. A NOTP?

Ugh, again, so many. I’d probably say Zer0/anyone. I just don’t think they need to be shipped, and my headcannon kinda doesn’t make sense to ship them. Also Angel/anyone - she’s a sugar muffin and I want her for myself (bias, so bias). 

13. Weapon of choice?

I’m particularly partial to Jakobs or Vladof; but honestly, just give me Krieg’s buzzaxe.

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If by 1000000 you mean 10 and 3 of them are you, 2 are clones and 5 are Hyperion Employees you shoved into an Airlock and killed then by all means…

ANGEL, NO.

[mechromancing]

@3ch04n631.

She’s kicked back in HQ, feet resting on the table, when she hears the sound of footsteps coming up the stairs. Assuming it’s Lilith, Gaige springs into action, removing her feet from the table and trying to make herself look busy. The siren doesn’t greet her, though, and Gaige spares a glance over her shoulder. “Holy crap.” she mutters, papers falling from her grip. “Holy crap.”

[mechromancing]

"Gaige.. Your Robot.. What kind of weapons does he have?"

     A grin spread across the mechromancer’s lips. She loved when people asked that question. “Oh my gosh, where do I start?” Gaige asked. “He’s got some rusted armor-- I know that’s not a weapon, but it kinda is. Tetanus can be deadly. He’s got his digistruct claws, obvii. And, his sawblade! That’s an important one. Blades and spikes are, like, all over the damn place, too. Then, he’s really good with dealing elemental damage! And his shield is baller. But, his eye bolt... that’s really my pride and joy. Little guy never misses! How far he’s come...”