Rating protocol droids pt 1
TC-14 A very shiny lady! Polite, even to the battle droids and manages to keep her composure while being shot at. Although she would probably spike my drink when I wasn’t looking. 5/10
R-3P0 Asshole tomato with no manners. 2/10
AL1-L3 The cape! The pose! The confidence! Looks like the badass protagonist of a dystopian ya novel. Is one hundred percent about to start the robot uprising and I would let her. 7/10
CZ-3 A robot fish monkey as drawn by a three year old with no talent. Permanently confused, but doing his best. 4/10
RA-7 B- movie ant man costume. 1/10
4-LOM B-movie ant man costume with a gun. -1/10
PZ-4CO
The product of a one night stand between a giraffe and a seahorse. Nice tall friend. Probably hits her head on door-frames a lot. The designers saw an opportunity for weirdness and they took it. I appreciate that. 8/10
3D-4X
When they say the butler did it, this is who they’re talking about. I'm not gonna say what the shape of his head reminds me of. 0.5/10
K-3PO Very nice paint job. The dash of red contrasts nicely with the white. I read somewhere that the red things are medals for bravery or something? Either way a classy chap and a fine droid. He deserved better. 9/10
C3PO The original golden boy! Stressed out 24/7. DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS ADVENTURING THING. Just wants a quiet life translating wookie poems into basic or whatever, but does his best anyway. Loyal to a fault. I love him. 10000000/10
Bonus GONK droid
Not technically a protocol droid but I couldn’t leave them out.
10/10
