Why won't anyone help with Enjolras' shampoo? What's the story behind that?
Okaaaay, the others are all preparing for a mission so you get me dear Anon! This particular story also goes by another name: The time I outed my relationship in a bid to bravely sacrifice myself and save my boyfriend
So basically Enjolras gets really precious about his hair and this is back before we knew how precious he gets over it, so Bahorel and I thought it would be funny to mess with his super expensive shampoo because who bothers to get shampoo that costs over €20?? So we poured half of it out, and filled the other half with hair dye and glitter, and put it back like it had never been messed with. Later that day the whole base hears this like, agonised cry of horror and rage, and everyone’s looking around all confused except me and Teddy (one of Bahorel’s many nick names) cause we know what’s happened and we’re grinning like two school kids getting away with a prank - until Enjolras comes storming into the room looking like he’s plotting murder. Half the room empties instantly until it’s just me and Bahorel on the sofa and Enj glaring down at us in righteous fury. He demands to know if we did it, We try to deny it at first, but did you know it’s really hard to keep secrets from Enj? You have to be super determined to manage it.
Anyway, he asks again, and it looks like Bahorel’s about to break, so I decide to take one for the team. I stand up, look Enj dead in the eye and say the first thing that comes to my brain: Bahorel and I are screwing and you may wanna change your sheets
I turn back to Bahorel and tell him to run while Enj’s distracted. Needless to say by the end of this fiasco, we all went to bed alone that night and I got a black eye and extra bathroom cleaning duty for a month for my sacrifice. No one’s messed with Enj’s shampoo since -Feuilly from Courf’s phone
