the beatles as uber drivers
john: has free condoms in a jar in the back and after asking you about your politics he invites you to his communist party meeting
paul: complains about people who give him four star ratings for the entire fifteen minute drive and then drops you off at the wrong entrance and when you ask him to pull forward he’s like “if i say no would you give him a four star rating lol”
george: plays indian classical music on blast the whole time and has a box of vegan snack foods in the back. if youre not white he plays guess my ethnicity with you the whole drive
ringo: goes to the wrong location to pick you up three times but he’s really apologetic and you miss your show because of him








