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Everybody’s favourite snarky asshole lawyer is back in town. You can all stop crying and whining now, if any of you are remotely capable of that.
Side note; has anyone seen my whiskey supply? I could swear I didn’t get through the entire thing last night.
You know what my favourite part about playing down on the subway is? When you spot someone lift their head up and take out an earphone to listen to you instead of whatever artist is playing on their phone.
That’s a good feeling.
I was on bed rest for three days and like five new people rocked up. What’d I miss?
Anyone down to go like jog the entirety of Central Park? Or go play lazer tag? Or paint ball? I need to get out OF MY MIND.
Also I’m...I haven’t been this hyper in years so someone please help me.
For those that haven't heard, Selina and Kyle are close to finding Forever Homes, and I will be all alone in my little apartment. Feel free to wish them a fond farewell and good luck, although I'm sure they won't need it!
As for me, I'm sure I'll find a new Furry Friend soon! Hopefully one that is less interested in tearing apart my moving boxes!
Would anyone be kind enough to tell me why there’s a hamster in my apartment? The shock and confusion I had when this little guy crawled on the bed next to me was uncanny.
Petition to demolish Mondays.
Who’s in?
I have some news....
Today is the day that I have bought a hamster and I am very excited.
Also, if you’re wondering why it’s been so quiet lately, I’ve been sick. Normal service will be resumed as I think I kicked it finally. I’m a box of frogs that’s been cooped up (pun intended) for far too long. I only went out once and that was today. I am absolutely ecstatic to be back in the real world. Blaine doesn’t know about the hamster yet, he will eventually. Hi Blaine if you’re reading this. I also bought a new skateboard which I am freaking out about, it’s so dope.
Anyone wanna voluteer themselves for the role of cuddling me and ordering pizza?
